Who is Satan's Right Hand Man? Meyer or Saban?

Both of these men are part of what I like to call my "Axis of Evil". The third member of the Axis is Spurrier but I am pretty sure he already has his place secured in the heart of the Dark Prince. So the question is, is it more evil to fake quit your job, lie to recruits about your defensive coordinator until the day after commitments are signed, get your childs hopes up of actually having a father, constantly refuse to take the higher ground, threaten nerdy reporters for reporting WHAT YOUR PLAYER SAID and basically tell the world that football is more important than family? Or, is it more evil to chase money and just be a prick? Typing these thoughts out has made me realize that I hate Meyer much more than Saban. Actually, Saban kind of sounds like someone I would like to hang out with. But Meyer just sounds like a sleezeball of the worst kind. There is something else I don't like about Meyer, he is a no good carpet baggin' yankee (born in Ohio). Saban is atleast from West Virginia (semi-southern). I have so much more to say about the guy, but I fear I may freak some people out with how much I detest Urban Meyer. To sum it up Saban is out as the right hand man of Satan, Meyer has made sure that his spot in hell with be close to the Dark Lord.