How the University of Georgia and Georgia Tech both passed on this in state product is one of the great mysteries of college football. While current SEC Great in the making Stephano Garcia has quite the reputation as a drunk none have shown so brightly in the annals of 5-points history as the Snake. The Snake's haunt of choice Pavlov's right behind the Salty Nut. Why was this the defacto Snake Lair for four glorious years? Two reasons 1) Freshman girls and 2) Southern Rock music. The best nights were when the snake would have a chance encounter with an 18year old girl from say Gaston or Bishopville and her name happened to be Melissa. The Snake would slip the DJ a 5 spot for a little "Melissa" by the Allman Brothers action and then the magic and the panties would officially be going down. There are three things you need to know about Blake Mitchell:
1. He was a Gamecock QB
2. He looks like this:
3. His dad's name is Nuggett The junior Nuggett, while not the sole reason is at least one of the top 5 reasons why Spurrier quit caring about anything other than his handicap and starting taking his Sour Mash Whiskey with just a splash of water minus the water.
The arm, the mouth-breathing, the looks of total confusion on the most minor of Defensive re-alignments, the drunkenlyness, the nuggety goodness, the dominance on Dance Dance Revolution at the local arcade, and the interceptions are just a few examples of the Legend they called "The Snake" hhhiiiisssssssss!
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