Hunker Down Hairy Dawgs Cause the Bombs They is a Comin

Bombs, bombs, and more bombs that is what is coming to Athens on Saturday. Arkansas is like us-- the other allegedly good team in the SEC with an allergy to proper tackling. Ar-Kansas brings with it a Quarterback whose right arm like his pituitary glad is real big. Mallett will have a much better O-line blocking for him on Saturday than did South Carolina's Stephano Garcia last week. However, and mercifully so, Jesus Frankenstein Lattimore will not be in the backfield with him. Also, Mallett will not have all seven of Goliath's brothers catching his passes the way Garcia had last week.

On a happier note the Hawgs Defense is about as piss-poor as ours. We expect Petrino's plan is to go full-on Moshe Dayan on our secondary and air-raid it into submission. However, we also posses a strong armed QB who can put the ball in the air. The only problem is Mallett will be told what to do by someone who understands play-calling while Murray will be told what to do by Bobo. Mallett will be given play-calls that will help him establish a rhythm, Bobo will place five plays in a hat and randomly draw them through out the course of the game. One would assume that Georgia could just run the ball down Arkansas' throat but as we have seen in the past two weeks our O-line was grossly over-rated.

This is a must win of epic proportions, like Richt keeping his job proportions, like avoiding a Tennessee spiral into irrelevance proportions. Get behind the Dawgs this week because a loss here will mean the most depressing fall since Ray Goof prowled the sidelines.