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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

What the "Real" Georgia Fans Want to Hear.

So we got our standard you are not real fans, you are a @$#&, blah blah blah from a portion of the Georgia fan base over telling the truth. Georgia is not very good at football this year just like last year. In fact we pushed another UGA blogger to post an article on his site about how stupid UGA bloggers are, himself not included naturally. The hear no, see no, speak no evil of Richt crowd has their pitchforks and torches out because "He is a really good man"

This reminds me of a few years ago when I was talking with two friends of mine who are huge Clempsun guys. Myself and one of the guys were discussing how horrible Tummy Bowden was as a coach. The other guy got really mad and said that I had no right to talk about Clempsun football because I was not a fan and the other guy had no right to talk about their coach like that. Y'all just keep on accepting mediocrity.

Here is what the "we are okay with 8 wins a season and never beating Florida" crowd wants to hear.

1. Herschel Walker, Bo Jackson, Barry Sanders, O.J. Simpson, Jim Brown, Gale Sayers, John Riggins, and Reggie Bush all donated their sperm to science and they then merged all the best qualities of every sample and created a Frankenstein-back named Marcus Lattimore. Lattimore is the second coming of Jesus Christ only he is black and cares more about football than saving your eternal soul this time around. The most elite defense in the nation recruited by the greatest coach of all time did everything they could to stop THE SINGLE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER PUT ON A UNIFORM and fell just 11 points short.
2. After over 100 years of uncontrollable failure the University of South Carolina has now emerged as the perfect combination of the 60' Packers coaching, the 70's Steelers Defense, the 80's 49'ers offense, and the focus and drive of the early 00's Patriots. To be as honest as possible the Gamecocks will sweep through the SEC, represent the East in the championship game, crush Bama in Atlanta, and destroy who ever is presented before them in the National Title Game.
3. UGA did the very best it could and the 17-6 score will be the closest the Cocks have all year as they will destroy Bama twice, Auburn, Florida, and Arkansas by a total score of 576,231- 3
4. UGA was not undersized they were simply built for more areola-dynamic speed and will suddenly learn how to tackle over this six day period.
5. This was a bump in the road that no one could have imagined because we had no idea that South Carolina (and their over 30 players from the state of Georgia) are in-fact cyborgs engineered in Columbia with super human strength, speed, and endurance. Georgia will easily win every other game this season.

So sorry for the earlier posts they were totally absurd and everything listed above is the truth.

1 comment:

  1. LOL I'm not sure what your earliest post were, but I'll definitely have to check them out. Pretty funny write up! A little sacrilegious, but funny...here's my take:

    We got beat...we have an experienced O-line that has underperformed in the first two games. They didn't have much time together in camp but have the ability to come together, and all we as fans can do is hope that is the case...

    We have two game tested backs who have not been able to be on the field at the same time as of yet...because one's challenged as a driver & and the other is injury prone...

    We have a Freshman QB who has only played two games and has done pretty well considering the facts from above and....

    On top of that we have more than likely the best WR in the nation who hasn't seen the field...

    All this together with a D that is trying to install a new defensive scheme with players that may or may not be best suited for this paticular scheme...whether they are or not remains to be seen. Personally I think that they have a pretty decent job overall. Less the missed tackles of course and a limited number of other mental mistakes.

    Overall personally I don't think that this loss is reason for everyone in the Bulldog Nation to freak out! Did loosing to that team and coach suck? Absolutely! Is it the end of the world? Absolutely not!

    Is SC going to win the NC? Probably not... Are they a legit top 25 team and can they win the East? Yes and who knows, but they have a shot. Do we still have a shot at the East? Yep, sure do! Have a lot of work to do but that goal is still obtainable...

    We have all the tools to make a functioning, well oiled machine...the coaches are still trying to come together as a staff as well, and they have already admitted to making mistakes on both sides of the ball. There's time to right the ship! Everyone(fans) needs to chill out a little bit! Players need to get fired up about kicking the other teams ass!!!

    Look, I was as bitter as anyone else, if not more so because I bleed Red & Black...but the fact is that our boys need EVERYONE behind them for 60 min every Sat through this season and in between...no matter what happens!

    Collectively we need to have faith that they will continue to get better and jell into the team that we ALL believe they have the capability of becoming...

    I think everyone has an agenda...mine is to be proud of my team and their effort on and off the field. Obviously I'm on cloud 9 when they play well and come out with a W...but it's a game and someone has to come out on the short end of the stick. Just the way it is...

    Have faith Kemosabe! I do! If there is a time when changes need to be made...it will be. Trust me! Our new AD will see to that I'm sure...

    Coach Richt is statistically one of the best coaches to EVER coach at this stage in his young career! Is he immune to error...no, but no one is. So lighten up Francis!

    No one likes to loose!

    BIG GAME SAT! Another legit top 25 team...our work's cut out but we can come out with a W! LET'S GET IT ON!!! BRING ON PATRINO!!! THE WHOLE STATE OF GA HAS SOMETHING FOR HIS ASS!!! IT'S CALLED PAYBACK!!! AND PAYBACK'S A BITCH!!!! BRING THE PAIN DAWGS!!!!! HUNKER DOWN AND PROTECT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!! LET'S GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!

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