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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Oklahoma, Like a Real #1 Only Much Softer

We have six computers and two man made polls that we use to tabulate together and rank the best college football team in the country. Some people argue that this system is flawed and others think it is the best system possible. So who is correct in this debate? Well lets consider the most vital piece of evidence---Oklahoma.
Oklahoma has been number one for more weeks than any other school in BCS history. As I sit here today Oklahoma is number one by the BCS formula. How can the "best system possible" continue to select a team that is so constantly nougat soft? Oklahoma is a joke. The greatest player is school history is seen above, Big Chief Chickenbones of the Foldlikeatentinbiggames Tribe.
We are pretty sure that Chokelahoma will collapse under the pressure of the Big XII championship game against a one loss Nebraska and spare us all the burden of having to watch a BIG XII team being allowed in the general vicinity of a National Title Game.

Hey, remember a couple of years back when everyone at ESPN was in love with the BIGXII South? Remember how they went on and on about how the BigXII South was as good as the SEC top to bottom? Ahh yes, the good old days when people still thought Texas and Oklahoma were SEC caliber. Hey Tex-la-homa at least you aren't Ohio State.


  1. Dave Schools toe jamOctober 19, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    Big Chief Chickenbones is not the best Sooner ever. Were you not around when Brian "The Boz" Bosworth was taking heads off folks? You may remember him better from the box office hit 'Stone Cold'.

  2. I do remember the Boz but more for being the man that made Bo Jackson (another SECer) famous on Monday Night.

  3. tell me again who the Defensive Backs coach is for Chokelahoma?