The phone rings in Coach Gary Patterson's office.........
Richt: Gary, it's Mark Richt over at Georgia how are you today?
Patterson: FINE AND YOU!
Richt: Good Gary but I've got a little problem.
Patterson: HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING!?!
Richt: Yes, how did you know?
Patterson: I CAN SENSE WEAKNESS!
Richt: Well like I was saying I have a problem with Fairley from Auburn
Patterson: HOLD ON DICK JUST WALKED IN MAYBE HE CAN HELP YOU!
Patterson: HEY DICK ITS MARK RICHT ON THE PHONE. HE'S BEEN CRYING!
Bumpas: Hello, Mark have you been crying?
Richt: Well yeah but listen I got a problem with Fairley over at Auburn. I tried calling Saban but he doesn't have time for phone calls, and I am getting all this heat about not being tough enough and I don't know what to do.
Bumpas: Fairley, Hoooooolllyyy Frihole did you see him bust that QB's.........I mean...uhhh who is Fairley?
Richt: You know Dick, he's the DT that had the dirty hit on my QB last week
Bumpas: No such thing as a dirty hit son.
Richt: Well I just don't know how to get justice in this situation.
Bumpas: Ok I understand, lets start at the beginning. Did you punch him in the nut sack?
Richt: What! No of course not.
Bumpas: Hmmmm....well right out the gate you're mishandling this situation and that is disappointing.
Patterson: DID YOU BURN HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE DOWN? YOU KNOW THE REALLY NICE ONE THAT AUBURN BOUGHT FOR HER!
Richt: What! No of course not
Bumpas: Well what have you done?
Richt: Well I reported it to Mike Slive and the SEC offices.
Bumpas: Hhhmmmmmm.......so you're telling us you snitched on em?