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Monday, November 29, 2010

Richt Talks with S&G About the Mis-use of Time Outs this Season?

CCRider: Thanks for talking to us CMR.

CMR: Not a problem boys. Say how about that beat down we put of GT?

CCRider: Uhhh..... well I don't know if I would call it a beat down but thank God the Dawgs won.

CMR: Well a win is a win in the SEC

CCRider: Well Tech is in the ACC but never mind that we want to talk about the mis-use of time-outs this season.

CMR: Well you see the thing about time-outs is they always give you an extra one in the 4th quarter.


CMR: Well that is why they call it the 4th quarter because they give you a 4th timeout.

CCRider: No they don't!

CMR: Are you sure?

CCRider: 100% sure.

CMR: I know that I was just testing y'all. Seriously though the thing about time-outs is they don't allow you to use them in the 4th quarter.

CCRider: Yes they do!

CMR: Are you sure?


CMR: Well I will have to check the rule book on that one. If they do allow you to use them in the 4th I'm pretty sure most any coach you ask would agree that you want to use all your timeouts before the end of the 3rd quarter.

CCRider: Literally every coach in the world would disagree with that statement.

CMR: Are you sure?

CCRider just stares at Richt with an "I just smelled a fart" look on his face.


  1. I could forgive you for being such a douche bag if this blog post was actually funny.

  2. This was so much funnier in your mind wasn't it. Really, are you 10 years old?

  3. Really this is just sad. I'll never get that 2 minutes of my life back. What a douche...

  4. Thanks, this is the last time that I will be foolish enough to click a link to your blog.

  5. Wow! Just Wow. I know you HATE Richt and have the right to do so, but Wow. That was more ludicrous than New Coke.

  6. Anon

    The best part is the Richt-O-Philes that think we truely believe that Richt doesn't know the rules as they pertain to time-outs. I guess when you are an uptight prude these sort of things are offensive to you.

  7. I muspelled truly just wanted to catch it before Captain Grammer points it out. (If you don't know who Captain Grammer is--he is a Richt-O-Phile that is always pointing out grammatical mistakes on a football blog)

  8. Dave Schools toe jamNovember 29, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Dude, seriously? You can certainly write something funnier than this can't you. I hate Richt too but why the hell would the dawgbone put this lame shit as a link. Not a prude at all, hell I'd prolly even smoke a joint with you. This post sucks ass though.