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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

What Is Really Going On With Newton and Another Reason To Hate Urban Meyer

Cam Newton is the front runner for the Heisman and is currently leading an SEC scoring juggernaut that unlike Oregon is scoring its points against teams that don't field 11 retards on defense. First let us say that Newton will play on Saturday (no matter how hard you pray he doesn't) and like Tony Barnhart we are pretty sure that he will be super pissed and ready to play football which is bad for the Dawgs and their beleaguered coaching staff. If you have been living under a rock Newton is under fire for two separate issues:
1. Allegations that his handlers asked Miss St for money in exchange for his commitment, and
2. Allegations that he cheated while at Florida

So where are these allegations coming from and why are we just now hearing about them? Simple, the anti-SEC media will do anything to avoid a second straight SEC Heisman and the third in four years as well as a fifth consecutive SEC National Champion. Funny how the heat has really been cranked-up after the Alabama loss which is the only SEC team that could still beat Auburn and jump into the National Title game. Much like with A.J. Green- The Southern Inquisition continues. Should Auburn win out they would ruin Oregon, Boise, TCU, or any other team they face in the National Title game. The Oregon offense would fold like a cheap pop-tent after 1 quarter on the field with an SEC defense. Cam would have his way with the Boise or TCU defensive units simply because of the talent gap (not because Dick Bumpus would not have a perfect game plan in place). The pay to play allegations are simply put- the NCAA and the Northeastern controlled media's attempt to attack the Greatest Conference in the land.


On the other hand the cheating allegations are coming from this man:
How do we know? Simple, the only way the media would know about this is if the University of Florida leaked the info. Why would Florida want to attack a young man already having his name slandered nation wide? Florida did this because Urban knows the Gamecocks will choke on Saturday and he will drag his team into the SEC title game against Auburn. No Newton would mean Meyer's team would have a chance and Meyer is a big enough douche-turtle to try and pull this crap. Urban Meyer---class, class, class.

3 comments:

  1. This was a well thought out blog:

    "First let us say that Newton will play on Saturday (no matter how hard you pray he doesn't) and like Tony Barnhart we are pretty sure that he will be super pissed and ready to play football which is bad for the Dawgs and their beleaguered coaching staff"...
    So are we to assume that Cambow has not been playing at his highest level thus far? And if that is the case, then Auburn's whole coaching staff should be fired for not getting their team prepared. I'm glad that because of all of these allegations, Cambow will now and only now decide to "play football"!

    "The Oregon offense would fold like a cheap pop-tent after 1 quarter on the field with an SEC defense."
    Ummm, Tennessee is in the SEC...just saying. And what about Auburn's juggernaut of a defense...I'm sure they will shut down Oregon, right?

    "The pay to play allegations are simply put- the NCAA and the Northeastern controlled media's attempt to attack the Greatest Conference in the land."
    Did you read your own blog? You tear down and accuse Florida of leaking info...are they hoping to attack the greatest conference in the land?

    "the only way the media would know about this is if the University of Florida leaked the info"
    Yeah, that and about 40,000 other students at UF were probably aware of it including the kid that Cambow decided to steal a paper from!

    Man, you ought to win some award for this piece of journalism magic.

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  2. I agree about the source of the alleged cheating....who knows about UF academics? Well, probably people that work there.

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  3. To the first Anon

    We are tryin' to place you- most likely a Big or Pac 10 fan but also the possibility exists that you are a Georgia Techie or a Clempsun guy--but the Cambow refrence could be a "Football didn't exist before 1990" Gator fan. Regardless here we go:

    1. About Tennessee, I love when other conf. play an SEC bottom feeder and then crow about it. No one really thinks that Vandy or Tennessee could beat Oregon, Ohio State, or Nebraska- but if you pit the SEC #1 against any other #1 or the SEC #3 against any other #3 the SEC will always be better. That is scientific fact.
    2. I am sure Newton has been giving it his all but have you ever heard of circling the wagons? We think that even with giving it his all he probably has a little more in the tank.
    3. Florida is just piling on because Urban is a a-hole and sees an opportunity to contribute to taking out the biggest thing between him and another SEC title. Florida did not leak the pay to play allegations that was from the mainstream sports media.
    4. I don't thinks Foxsports is going to run a story on a heisman candidate cheating just because the hippies playing hackey-sack in the quad at Gainsville heard that he stole a paper from some sophmore.

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