Breast Firmness Inspector Mettenberger Could Put LSU Over the Top

Soon to be victims...ahhhhemmm friends of Metts

So Mettenberger the fondler, Lester the hat molester, and the American Dream Dusty Rhodes are teaming up to challenge Arn and Ole Anderson as well as Tully Blanchard for their NWA 6-man world tag team titles and play a little feetball.

LSU dominates the talent in Louisiana in a way that we could only dream of controlling Georgia talent. In spite of a mental retard/genius at head coach and the worst SEC QB since Corey Jenkins of Carolina fame LSU is probably the most talented team in the country top to bottom. The problem is of course if you have a certifiable lunatic calling the plays and a Jenkinsesque QB you will have trouble winning all your games in the SEC. If Mettenberger is half as good as we heard he was going to be he could be the crown jewel that Lester has been missing.

Richt is now officially expecting a "very very nice Christmas card from Miles."