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Monday, December 6, 2010

If Auburn Got Newton For $250K They Got A Bargin


Cam Newton prison raped the Gamecocks D on Saturday and laid another brick on the wall of one of the all time greatest single seasons in SEC history. So we must beg the question, is Cam for $250 K the best bargain buy of all time? Well if they can't handle Oregon then $250K is about right for an SEC title. However, we suspect that an Auburn team with Cam Newton will destroy Oregon and take the National Title. If the Barn gets their National Title then they got the best bargain since the Dutch bought New Jersey from the Indians for some glass beads and a small pox epidemic.



We will get tons of prudes on here saying "Well I am just glad that my insert program name here didn't pay for their record." Those people are liars because they know good and well that if their team could dish out $250 K and get a National Title in return they would gladly do so.



Marcus Lattimore's Momma, Yolanda Smith talked about how dirty Auburn's recruiting seemed.
Look Yolanda errrrebody done see you up at da game on Satday wit yo tower of power weave, fake jewlery, and bedazzled Lattimore jersy lookin so fresh and so clean as ghetofabuloous as can be. Do you really want to draw attention to the recruiting of your son? Do you really want the NCAA looking into how Auburn recruited your baby? That is gonna lead the NCAA into looking at how Ol' Darth Visor landed Lattimore. Do you really want that Yolanda? Cause dey gone be all bout yo paper den.

Look do I think Auburn is dirty? Absolutely but guess what they were dirty when they got Stephen Davis out of South Carolina, they were dirty when they got Takeo Spikes out of Georgia, and they were dirty when they landed Brown and Williams. Auburn is a dirty program and they have been for years. You want to know something else....with the exception of Vandy everyone in the SEC has done the same thing....and I ain't so sure Vandy hasn't done it before either.

I wonder why no one has asked what Florida had to pay to get Newton in the first place? Maybe the NCAA needs to look into Auburn and Florida on this one. I am just saying I don't think Rev. Cecil Newton just got this idea last year. As for the people asking why Georgia didn't land Newton to begin with, well that is a good question. There are people who will say "He didn't fit our scheme" or as my compadre Mr. Sanchez says "He would have been a TE in Georgia's system." Let me ask you this.... how would he not fit? Was it because he was too good? How could having a bigger, stronger, faster, smarter D.J. Shockley with a better arm not fit Richt's system? To all the Richt-O-Philes out there this is one of the things we are talking about when we talk about recruiting the state of Georgia better. You take Newton away from Auburn and they are basically the same team as Georgia this year, so here is another case of "That could have been us."

Regardless, it is time for all Georgia, Bama, S.C., and all the other SEC fans to quit casting stones (cause trust us ain't nobody in this conference a virgin). It is time to get behind Auburn and support the SEC winning another National Title. Trust us if Oregon wins everyone at ESPN, SI, and all the blogs will declare the SEC a dead conference and it will affect everyone's pre-season ranking next year. Remember you are Southerners for God's sake and that makes you better than everyone else. As hard as it may be to swallow it is time to remember where you come from and pull for Auburn in the Title Game.




22 comments:

  1. Look Yolanda errrrebody done see you up at da game on Satday wit yo tower of power weave, fake jewlery, and bedazzled Lattimore jersy lookin so fresh and so clean as ghetofabuloous as can be. Do you really want to draw attention to the recruiting of your son? Do you really want the NCAA looking into how Auburn recruited your baby? That is gonna lead the NCAA into looking at how Ol' Darth Visor landed Lattimore. Do you really want that Yolanda? Cause dey gone be all bout yo paper den.


    Oh good, now this idiotic blog is racist too.

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  2. Maybe S&G should just be like Tar Baby and don't say nuthin'.

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  3. Ha Ha Ha! LOL. I thought it was pretty dam* funny. errrrebody! hahahaha! Lighten up anon above.

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  4. Anon

    So we write something in Upstate South Carolina dialect and you assume it is directed at a racial group...I think that makes you a racist which- is a relative term that becomes an insult when the accused considers to be an insult.
    So do we consider it an insult, well no we don't because a racist is someone who hates an entire group of people based on thier race and we don't hate any group of people except for Yankees and that hatred transends race, sex, and age.
    Thanks for your anonymous cry baby, limp-wristed, liberal, white apologist/guilt post- we will cherish it forever. I can only assume you will go down to your local democratic party headquarters or junior college english teacher lounge and tell everyone how you told some offensive racist a-hole what was what and made him re-evaluate his life.

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  5. Oh, don't forget that I'm going to go read my Communist Manifesto, drink a non-fat latte, steal your money and give it to poor people and ready a book without pictures. Does that cover the rest of the liberal hallmarks you forgot to mention? Oh, the Yankees won, get over it.

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  6. Before I get corrected, *read a book without pictures.

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  7. Well we don't hate Yankees for winning any war we hate them for their God-awful slow football. Not just for the football but for the fact that we are forced to hear the media talk about it over and over again. How many times in the past decade has this Ohio State team been different and the one that will win the National Championship. That and they are rude and love to wear mankinies on southern beaches. Had my ancestors known that a 400lb native of Jersey would be on our beaches in a speedo they probably would have fought a little harder.

    We aren't douche bags that correct grummaticall errors.

    Your Communist Manifesto would have covered the book without pictures.

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  8. CCRider...you just continue to amaze be by your stupidity. "Remember you are Southerners for God's sake and that makes you better than everyone else." What does that even mean? And trying to imply that you were talking like an Upstater? Yeah sure. The weave "joke" kinda messed that up for you. Nice try to cover up the racism though. Now go study for your finals! 10th grade is a bitch ain't it?

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  9. Griff

    I love white guys who are probably huge racists themselves pulling out the race card in an attempt to insult someone who questions their personal Jesus, Mark Richt.

    You sure you don't want to tell me how you are offended because you have lots of Black friends? So if I mention the type of hair extensions that a black person wears when talking about a black person that makes me racist? Good job there pimping out the race card for your own motivations Al Sharpton (is that racist also ?) go snuggle up with your Mark Richt Fathead and tell everyone how excited you are to play UCF in a bulls*#t bowl.

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  10. Griff

    Also,
    "Remember you are Southerners for God's sake and that makes you better than everyone else"

    White or Black we have never been shy about our belief in Southern Exceptionalism. People from the South are just better all the way around.

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  11. Ah, the old "if-you-love-Mark-Richt-so-much-why-don't-you-just-marry-him" argument. So clever.

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  12. To clarify CC, I don't think Richt would use Newton at TE because of his system, I think it's more his general poor player usage. We've had shotgun special QBs, include DJ. And we go I, with playaction. Cam newton would suck under center, passing from the pocket off playaction.

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  13. Wow, I was kidding about the 10th grade thing...but after your response it may just be accurate. Nice comebacks.
    For the record, my personal Jesus is in fact Jesus. Also, why would you attempting to portray a black woman's dialect offend me as a supporter of Mark Richt? That doesn't even make sense. And finally, I'm from the south, born and raised...what are all of these things we are better at? Football and...? Please enlighten me. Now go get your Punt Perdue sticker and fly your rebel flag proudly! The South is gonna rise again! Yeehaw! You moron.

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  14. Well Griff--

    We've noticed you hanging around the ol' blog here and sounding off with you Richt-O-Phillic defenses of Georgia's head coach. When you jump on the "you guys are racist" bandwagon I assume it is another attempt to discredit our ever present truth about the current state of the Georgia feetball program.
    Nice job with the pre-packaged "you guys are immature" insult I noticed it seems to be your bread and butter call much like Bobo and the screen pass.
    Normally I would write you off as a militant Richt-O-Phile that will just jump on the train of the next coach who ever he may be. However this last comment was disturbing. You said:

    "I'm from the south, born and raised...what are all of these things we are better at"

    Well I addressed that a few months back:

    http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/2010/08/why-it-is-better-down-south.html

    Now then I want to use my superior deduction skills to look at your statement a little closer.
    1. You did not spell South with a capital S.
    2. You asked what is the South better at.

    These two factors have led me to one of three conclusions about you:
    a) your a liar and not from Dixieland because no Southerner would ask what the South is better at they would just know; or
    b) you were born and raised here but your parents are Yankees who moved down here which makes you a carpetbagger which is 10X worse than being a liar; or
    c) your love of Richt has not only caused you to accept mediocrity in football (which no real Southerner would ever do) but has also caused you to turn on your own country.

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  15. Also that article in the above post was a spin off of this article

    http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/2010/08/let-big-10-lust-fest-begin.html

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  16. As a lifelong personal friend of Takeo Spikes, I can assure that he didn't take any money...he was always an Auburn fan since we were kids. If he did, he & his family did a hell of a job hiding it for 3+ years.

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  17. b) you were born and raised here but your parents are Yankees who moved down here which makes you a carpetbagger which is 10X worse than being a liar; or

    Inferiority complex of Tech-fan proportions... Don't worry, we'll send all those Eye-talians and other assorted undesirables back to New England where they belong.

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  18. Anon

    We can only dream right? Have you been to Hilton Head or Aiken, South Carolina of late; they are totally over-run by Yankees. Should I assume you are among the undesirables that constitute the mongrel hoards of Yankees moving into our beloved Dixie.

    Again nothing racial or about Italians just all Yankees all together. I don't think you can be a fan of a Southern football team and a supporter of the Yankee infiltration of the South so I will now place you among the group of Richt-O-Philes that will turn their backs on anything for their Richtie-poo.

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  19. You got me. My family doesn't trace its lineage to a plantation or the hollows of the Smokeys. Alas, I suppose I'll drown myself. Or I can join the 21st century and realize we have automobiles and airplanes now and people move all over the country. I haven't decided yet.

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  20. Anon

    Ah yes... Southerners the only group of people that you can make fun of their culture and still be ok with the PC police.

    Checking Hispanics for their green cards-
    Racist

    Checking Arabs at the airport for bombs-
    Uncivilized and insensitive

    Making fun of Southerners...oh thats okay because we have decided to place all the blame of an institution that is as old as time itself on them because the great benevolent Yankee hoards abolished slavery about 30 years before the South did (in certain northern states others kept slaves right through the civil war).
    Why are you even on a blog about Southern Football??????????

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  21. To clarify, I actually didn't include the plantation part in there in relation to slavery. I just meant many people whose families have been here for generations trace some ancestors to plantation. I don't hate Southerners, I was born in Georgia.I don't hate Yankees. I don't hate people from the left coast. I hate idiots. Take it for what you will.

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