Da' Dream Makin' Cold Blooded Sausage


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Mack Brown Could be Awesome but He Will Just Douche Out

When it is cold outside some people reach for a nice cup of hot chocolate or coffee to warm their insides. Here at S&G we prefer the delicious taste of Mack Brown tears, and since Texas is about 1/4 as good as they think they are Mack Daddy tears really aren't hard to find (they certainly aren't the possible non-existent delicacy that say Saban tears would be).

Right now Mack Daddy is looking to replace his OC and names like Gus Malzahn have been bandied about. This is how we know Mack is weak, this is how we know he lacks a killer instinct, this is how we know he is a douche. If he wasn't all these things then Texas would back the money truck up to Key West a do the dang deal.
You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time, run on for a long time
Sonner or later Leach'll cut you down.

Hey if 30 for 30 can copy the True Grit trailer and use God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash then so can we. Could you imagine Leach coming out of the tunnel to that song against Texas Tech....I don't know if the score board would have enough numbers. Leach would make Muschamp look like...well....Mark Richt in comparison to the awesomeness that is the Leach.


  1. Love the photo of Dusty...The American Dream!

    Greg Davis to Athens??

  2. Anon

    Well Booobo is here to stay so but Davis would be an upgrade. I just don't know enough about Texas football this year to understand what happened and why he resigned.

    Long shall the Bull of da Woods live!