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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Muschamp is Already Talking and Trust Us it is Aimed at Georgia

Not only did the South Carolina Gamecocks push us around physically this year; now that Florida has a new HC he is showing the Cocks more respect than the Dawgs. In case you haven't realized it because you were busy offering burnt sacrifice to your Mark Richt Fathead the Gamecocks have leap-frogged us in the SEC East hierarchy.
Most of Muschamps presser yesterday involved enthusiasm and hope but he also took his shots at the Dawgs
So how will the University of Georgia's head coach react? Well since he is 2-8 all time against Flordia over a time span in which Gainesville has now used four different coaches our guess is he will promptly kick off his new relationship with Muschamp by getting beaten by Gator Coach#4.

Florida has hired a cut throat, bombastic defensive guru know for yelling profanities on the field. Which means he is the junior version of the man we most desire in Athens:

OH YEAH I'VE SEEN THAT MUSCHAMP KID HE LIKES TO YELL, RIGHT? WELL GUESS WHAT I INVENTED YELLING AND SWEATING AND I DO BOTH BETTER THAN ANYONE! HE WAS RAISED IN GAINESVILLE, HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL GO TO GAINESVILLE AND EAT HIS DOG IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THEIR TEARS!

My God just look at this glorious SOB. Look at the rage in his face, the lumberjack forearms, the insatiable desire to crush the will of other men. We would be an unstoppable force of nature should Georgia talent ever be mixed with Patterson's testicular fortitude. Richt-o-Philes will have some ridiculous excuse like "Oh he will never leave TCU now that they are in the Big East" or "That isn't the kind guy we want at Georgia." I can understand have some trepidation about giving a blood thirsty lunatic $3 million a year to run your program but that is why we give this guy $1 million to keep him under control.

1 comment:

  1. Damn, Dicky B looks good in the "G".

    These SOB's would be Rockstars in Athens after year one! They do more with 2 & 3 star talent than anyone in the country.

    Dusty liked to wrestle with a cowbell and rope!

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