Friday, December 31, 2010
FAILURE OF GRANDIOSE PROPORTIONS
FAILURE OF AN INCONCEIVABLE MAGNITUDE
These are just a few words that will always come to mind when anyone mentions the 2010 UGA Football season.
We can't wait for the Richt-O-Philes to spin this one. Bobo couldn't even dial up 1 touchdown against UCF.
The University of Georgia, the flagship school of the 4th largest talent producing state in the country, a member of the SEC, a traditional football power was just defeated by a team that recruits Vanderbilt's sloppy seconds.
This season was an abortion.
Everyone from the Head Coach to the assistant equipment manager should be ashamed. If they had any dignity they would all resign and go into the real estate business.
Someone with some sense in a leadership role please step forward and fire Richt. Fire him tomorrow and offer Gary Patterson $3.5 million a year to come in and rebuild this out of control shit pile we call a football program.
Mark Richt is Garbage!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl - San Diego St (-3) vs. Navy (o/u 59) - tonight at 8 pm on ESPN
Anyone else surprised Little Caeser's hasn't come up with some disgusting mix of dough, tomato juice, cheese and meat in a Pizza Bowl to cross promote with the Little Caeser's Pizza Bowl? Another contest between two teams we don't know a thing about. Toledo is an Ohio team though, going against a southern football team in a bowl. Yeah, we've seen this before. While it's been a slow build for Florida International under former Miami assistant Mario Cristobal, we think they'll pull off the upset over Toledo. Take them and the points, and feel comfortable knowing teams from Ohio can't win bowls games against teams who reside below the Mason Dixon line.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Remember last year when it wasn't Richt's fault because our D-coordinator was Willie "Football AIDS" Martinez. Well... we got Magic Johnson on the phone and got the cure only to find out that $750K per year gives you about the same thing.
Now the Richt-o-Philes will naturally charge our position with crap like:
"You knew the transition to the 3-4 would take time"
"We don't have the right players yet"
"I for one will back Mark Richt no matter what even if he were funneling money to Osama Bin Laden because I'm sure he has a good reason. I mean Mark Richt has such an omnipotent view of the world that if he is supporting radical Islamic terrorists it must be because that is what is best."
If we do land the ever elusive, fix all our problems, vindicate CMR, and shut this blog up, JUCO NT we hope he has spectacular Man-Tits. Man chestesticles.....the one missing ingredient to a National Championship team!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
@ 9:00 pm Troy (-2) vs. Ohio
Of course, we're going with the boys from Troy instead of the coach who roofied himself. Why? Because Troy is actually good at football, loaded with players who couldn't academically cut it in the SEC thanks to the esteemed higher education system of the state of Alabama (and their conference allowing partial qualifiers). Ohio, well, we've seen time and again how teams from the Buckeye state fair against teams from the South. But this should be a boom for the city of New Orleans, as drunken fools from Athens (Ohio) and illiterate Alabamans swarm the "home of pirates, drunks, and whores".
Friday, December 17, 2010
DE -Ray Drew- Thomasville, GA
RB- Isaiah Crowell- Columbus,GA
TE- Jay Rome- Valdosta, GA
ATH- Damian Swann- Atlanta, GA
However, now is not the time to be greedy. CMR wants to make sure that others in the coaching fraternity have adequate talent as well; so MERRY CHRISTMAS to the following:
Merry Christmas Notre Dame how would you like a 4 star DE
Stephon Tuitt DE Monroe,GA
Merry Christmas Tennessee how would you like a 4 star DB, a 4 star LB, and 4 other recruits
Justin Coleman DB Brunswick, GA
A.J. Johnson LB Gainsville, GA
Merry Christmas Alabama how about a 4 star LB and a 4 star DT (it ain't like we need a DT)
Shannon Brown LB Marietta, GA
LaMichael Fanning DT Hamilton, GA
Merry Christmas Georgia Tech how would you like a 4 star LB
Jabari Hunt-Days LB Powder Springs, GA
A special Merry Christmas to South Carolina how would you like 9 Georgia recruits; and Merry Christmas to the following:
Auburn 3 recruits
FSU 2 recruits
Kentucky 5 recruits
Miss St. 1 recruit
N.C. State 1 recruit
So. Fla 3 recruits
V.T. 1 recruit
W.V. 1 recruit
Virginia 1 recruit
Vandy 1 recruit
So. Miss 3 recruits
Maryland 1 recruit
Lousiville 2 recruits
ECU 1 recruit
Clempsun 1 recruit
Now naturally Georgia can't sign everyone, and you just have to cut your losses sometimes when an in-state kids goes to another in-state school. However, the 4 stars going out of state and the sheer total that South Carolina pulls in is inexcusable. Roughly 55-60 Georgia boys going out of state and 10-12 going to Tech.
Merry Christmas everyone don't ever say we never gave you nuthin'.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Arrests, missing on recruits, turrible defensive play, a lack of intensity, never beating Florida, being undersized and weak because the S&C program was allowed to decay on top of itself; all could fixed with one fail swoop!
Fire Richt and hire this man.
We bring it up again because we are not alone in thinking that Gary Patterson is the Tits!
TCU is now in the Big East so they will run the table and get an automatic bid into the National Title Game.
We gave Patterson the love yesterday and come to find out Bear Bryant himself called down from Football heaven and ordered Patterson be named a finalist for the Bryant award.When I was a teenager my mother would tell me to do something..........pfft whatever I just ignored her. However, when my Pops said to do something I did it because when an irate grown man yells at kids s*#t gets done. Right now my Mom is coaching the Georgia Bulldogs so no one is listening to her...I mean Richt. Lots of people like it that way, I liked it when Mom was home and my Pops was at work because there were almost no rules. On the other hand nothing got done. I think it is time for Daddy to get home from work and make the kids walk the line.
Did you click on the above? Do you know what it is. It is a link to the Leather Helmet which has a link back to us.......oh yeah......was it as good for you as it was for us?
Much love and respect to the Leather Helmet for actually getting the Ol' Boys at S&G. Poo-Poo to "real dawg" who posted about how he never reads us despite knowing all about our recent endeavors in to the world of Microsoft Office paint.
MARK RICHT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is our official, relentless, unabashed baiting of the Richt-O-Philes for the day. Most Dawg fans infected with Richt-O-Philia will talk trash about how they hate everything about our site but here is a list of where y'all fail:
1. Disrespecting our picture of the American Dream Dusty Rhodes "if you will", and Magnum TA, and Jerry the King Lawler before he sold out to the WWF. It ain't great cause it is on our site it was great long before we posted it.
2. Calling us immature. Ha! Our wives tell us that everyday so we automatically tune you out "LALALALALALALALALALAL, we cant hear you!"
3. Talking about how you don't read our site yet you know all the new and awesome details that are on it.
Look at this!
Who is running this site Michelangelo? It must be cause I sees me sum Art, son!
Big ups to Leather Helmet and ho's down to all the Richt-O-Philes who not only love mediocre football but also have no sense of humor.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
The holiday season is upon us and just a few days ago was the annual celebration of Festivus. For those of you not familiar with the Festivus Holiday it includes feats of strength and the airing of grievances. In light of the spirit I felt with the celebration of Festivus around the Festivus pole. I thought I would have myself a Blog Festivus......Dawgy Style.
The airing of grievances...I got a lot of problems with you people, starting with CMR. Why CMR did you pull Toddy Graham to the side and tell him to stop yelling at the players after the ULL game? Why? Why did you not man up in the middle of the year and take play calling duties away from Bobo? Why did you call up Nick Saban after he stomped your #1 ranked team and ask him "How did you do that?"?(allegedly) How on earth can you look so emotionless on the sidelines while you get beaten by South F'in Carolina? How could a team coached by you beat Kentucky this year, but lose to them last year? Why did you whine about the "Dirty" Fairly hits? Why do fans of Georgia football, continue to suppot you?
Most of Muschamps presser yesterday involved enthusiasm and hope but he also took his shots at the Dawgs
So how will the University of Georgia's head coach react? Well since he is 2-8 all time against Flordia over a time span in which Gainesville has now used four different coaches our guess is he will promptly kick off his new relationship with Muschamp by getting beaten by Gator Coach#4.
Florida has hired a cut throat, bombastic defensive guru know for yelling profanities on the field. Which means he is the junior version of the man we most desire in Athens:
OH YEAH I'VE SEEN THAT MUSCHAMP KID HE LIKES TO YELL, RIGHT? WELL GUESS WHAT I INVENTED YELLING AND SWEATING AND I DO BOTH BETTER THAN ANYONE! HE WAS RAISED IN GAINESVILLE, HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL GO TO GAINESVILLE AND EAT HIS DOG IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH THEIR TEARS!
My God just look at this glorious SOB. Look at the rage in his face, the lumberjack forearms, the insatiable desire to crush the will of other men. We would be an unstoppable force of nature should Georgia talent ever be mixed with Patterson's testicular fortitude. Richt-o-Philes will have some ridiculous excuse like "Oh he will never leave TCU now that they are in the Big East" or "That isn't the kind guy we want at Georgia." I can understand have some trepidation about giving a blood thirsty lunatic $3 million a year to run your program but that is why we give this guy $1 million to keep him under control.
There are a number of things that surprising about this situation:
1. Vandy is throwing around money like Pac-Man Jones at Cheetahs in Hotlanta. Offering Malzahn $21 million for seven years was crazy, but smart people make money. Nobody circles the wagons like Alabama and nobody circles the right answer on the test like Vanderbilt.
2. Apparently they don't teach about contingency plans in advanced nuclear aero-dynamic trigonometric calculus. Vandy put all their eggs in the Malzahn basket and now they are looking at Maryland's coach in waiting, James Franklin.
3. Most shocking of all is the fact that Maryland has a coach in waiting. Although we think that was just a nice way of saying he is the "If Ralphie strokes out after a big salty dinner" coach.
4. We are a few days past the Malzahn jilting and still no coach, heck Colorado found somebody to try and fix that hot ghetto mess, and Vandy ain't as bad as Colorado.
5. Franklin could say no if this continues to drag-out.
If Franklin says no or Vandy isn't comfortable with him then they could get desperate and desperate people make desperate moves..........
"Tennessee shall be mine little Dooley!"
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
We have found some common ground with a Florida fan and it involves the greatness of a one Mike Leach. We have been screaming at Gary Patterson decibels for Vandy to quit being gay and hire Mike Leach and now others agree.
Go over your resumes Vandy...I think you will find the one written in blood to be the most compelling.
Monday, December 13, 2010
This fax, area code Margaritaville and written in the blood of a sacrificial virgin, just came into the Vanderbilt administration office. Attached to it was also a letter inquiring as to the amount of closet space the next Head Coach would be allotted.
Also the conference will have a Legends and a Leaders division......really Jim Delaney that is the best you could come up. How about the Slow and White Divisions with Ohio State dominating the Slow and Wisconsin the White.....oh wait y'all let Nebraska in. Well in that case it doesn't matter because Nebraska should dominate the new Big Twelvine.
Miami hires Al Golden
What???? Who???? Why???? Mike Leach, Dan Mullen, even Tommy Tuberville all would have taken this job why such a reach? Why is it that no ACC school is willing to step up and take this weak conference by the throat? Miami and their administration have decided that irrelevancy is the new way of the U, welcome to our sad little world Miami fans.
Another good documentary by ESPN however, it paled in comparison to the 30 for 30 on the U. I was particularly interested to see how ESPN would handle/coddle the Craig James situation. It came as no surprise that Craig James was portrayed as a victim. Just a good kid who tried to stand up to Ron Meyer and was then maliciously lied to by Meyer. Craig James is the biggest douche bag in the world; first he is a crooked liar who is now- 30 years later pretending he knew nothing, and second he and his son are huge ungrateful faggots who have tried to ruin one of the best coaches in all college football. ESPN also snuck Muntsbooger in the documentary although like every game he calls he knew nothing of the situation and contributed nothing to the commentary. I was just surprised that he didn't ramble on about the Ohio St./Michigan game. ESPN also failed to post a disclaimer that Skip Bayless would be all up in that show. I need a heads-up on that kinda of stuff ESPN; I need to know when you will be showing something that will make me dumber for having watched it. James, Bayless, and Muntsbooger all at once..........we were one Stewart Scott BOOOOYYAAAHHH for being in ESPN hell.
Also, I loved how ESPN blamed some vague unnamed power houses in Michigan and Pennsylvania as the ones who were calling and reporting SMU to the NCAA. Nice move ESPN you failed to tell the truth which is that the University of Texas flexed it's muscle and almost single handedly brought the NCAA investigators into the SMU situation. Way to not offend a University who's fan base is white and affluent which your network's target demographic.
Cammy Cams Get his Heisman Straight Out Da Womb!
He deserved it. End of discussion. He dominated in the best conference in the world. That makes 5 straight National Titles and two consecutive Heisman's (also three Heisman's in four years).
Chris Fowler is a Faggot
Who does Chris Fowler think he is? He said after the ESPN bowl preview show that "Maybe it would be best for college football if a non-SEC team won the title." Go to hell Chris Fowler you and Lee Corso. Also, it appears that Lee Corso is going to be retired....so this is what emancipation feels like? However, ESPN could always replace him with Skip Bayless. I hate the entire anti-SEC pro-Big Tenlevinie Gameday crew. Herbie is an Ohio St guy, Desmond a Meechigun man, and Fowler a raging faggot, way to be representative of the entire college football world ESPN. ESPN should fire Howard who sounds like a retard and hire Archie Manning to tell Yankees how much their football sucks in a pronounced Southern accent.
Muschamp to Florida
This could work out but I just don't see it. We do know that he will beat Georgia so long as we continue to hold onto the sinking ship that is Richt. On the other hand I am confused about Foley hiring Muschamp. Florida is still very talented and their main problem in 2010 was the offensive coordinator so why not bring in Mullen to fix that immediately? What offense is Muschamp going to run? Who will he hire as an O-coord? Malzahn? I don't see that because Gus is either going to be a HC or stay at Auburn. Some people will say "Oh Florida will out bid Auburn." Have you not been paying attention this year? Auburn doesn't get outbid.
This is great for Georgia for two reasons:
1. When Richt is fired next year a lot of Georgia fans would have wanted Muschamp despite his lack of experience. Now he is no longer an option so we can focus on getting an experienced hard core SOB to- as Aaron Murry said-- fix the culture in Athens; and
2. Florida may have left that person on the show room floor. Trust us Dan Mullen is not happy in Starkganistan.
Georgia fans would have wanted this guy for his enthusiasm but what we will really need is these guys
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
However this is all a ruse because Florida has already picked their new Head Coach and it is Dan Mullen. So what if Petrino was heavily considered back in 06 or even last year in 09 that was before Mullen was able to win at Missy State; and before the effects of a Mullenless Florida team had some openly speculating as to who the brains of that operation really was. All the rising Seniors, Juniors, and Sophomores on Offense would have to learn a new system in the off season where as with Mullen they would just improve on what they already know. Heck some of the older Gators were already coached by or recruited by Mullen.
If Petrino were to go to Florida he would be the most hated man in Georgia since General William T. Sherman.
Hey Bobby P. you's a Ho. G's up and Ho's down, son.
The best job in the country is LSU for a number of reasons:
1. They are the only major program in a top ten talent producing state.
2. The population of Louisiana is not a transient one, unlike Georgia, most people in Louisiana have been there for generations and they are all Tiger fans.
3. They are well positioned in the state of Louisiana geographically and the surrounding state programs do not have geographical advantages over LSU, like Auburn and Alabama with Columbus, Florida and Florida St with south Georgia, or the Carolina schools with Augusta.
4. Not only do they dominate their state but they are also seriously in the hunt for any player in Arkansas or Mississippi.
5. They have pockets of eastern Texas where they are as competitive as any of the Texas schools.
6. They are in the SEC so they play in the premium Conference.
7. They are a football school with a lot of resources and they aren't afraid to sink that money into the football program.
With all of that said we will be shocked if Mullen is not the HC of Florida sooner rather than later. Forget Wittingham, Stoops, Strong, Petrino, Peterson, or Chip Kelly. Mullen can step in with very few ripples in the program's water and he can fix the Gator's main problem which is the offense.
Many speculate that if this happens Malzahn will be Missy State's first choice to replace Mullen. This is a far better option for Malzahn than Vanderbilt as Mullen will be leaving a few groceries in the pantry. Vanderbilt could be soon to find themselves at a cross roads....continue to be irrelevant in the SEC.....or make the call to Key West.
About 30 minutes after the Meyer resignation was official this fax came into the Mississippi State athletic department. The area code was from Key West, Florida and the fax appeared to be written in some kind of blood.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Equally interesting for the SEC is the recruiting of Jadeveon Clowney of South Pointe High in Rock Hill, S.C. Most scouts have him as the number 1 overall player regardless of position. The University of South Carolina is believed to be leading the pack in the recruiting of Clowney. An interesting point about Clowney that our insider in Columbia tells us is that while serving a 12 year sentence for armed robbery, Clowney's father earned the nickname Chilli-Bean. We aren't sure we really want to know how one earns such a nickname while in prison but we do know that his nickname rivals that of the most legendary father in Gamecock history.....Nuggett Mitchell sire of SEC Icon Blake "the LaGrange Snake" Mitchell.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Right now Mack Daddy is looking to replace his OC and names like Gus Malzahn have been bandied about. This is how we know Mack is weak, this is how we know he lacks a killer instinct, this is how we know he is a douche. If he wasn't all these things then Texas would back the money truck up to Key West a do the dang deal.
Monday, December 6, 2010
We will get tons of prudes on here saying "Well I am just glad that my insert program name here didn't pay for their record." Those people are liars because they know good and well that if their team could dish out $250 K and get a National Title in return they would gladly do so.
Marcus Lattimore's Momma, Yolanda Smith talked about how dirty Auburn's recruiting seemed.
Look Yolanda errrrebody done see you up at da game on Satday wit yo tower of power weave, fake jewlery, and bedazzled Lattimore jersy lookin so fresh and so clean as ghetofabuloous as can be. Do you really want to draw attention to the recruiting of your son? Do you really want the NCAA looking into how Auburn recruited your baby? That is gonna lead the NCAA into looking at how Ol' Darth Visor landed Lattimore. Do you really want that Yolanda? Cause dey gone be all bout yo paper den.
Look do I think Auburn is dirty? Absolutely but guess what they were dirty when they got Stephen Davis out of South Carolina, they were dirty when they got Takeo Spikes out of Georgia, and they were dirty when they landed Brown and Williams. Auburn is a dirty program and they have been for years. You want to know something else....with the exception of Vandy everyone in the SEC has done the same thing....and I ain't so sure Vandy hasn't done it before either.
I wonder why no one has asked what Florida had to pay to get Newton in the first place? Maybe the NCAA needs to look into Auburn and Florida on this one. I am just saying I don't think Rev. Cecil Newton just got this idea last year. As for the people asking why Georgia didn't land Newton to begin with, well that is a good question. There are people who will say "He didn't fit our scheme" or as my compadre Mr. Sanchez says "He would have been a TE in Georgia's system." Let me ask you this.... how would he not fit? Was it because he was too good? How could having a bigger, stronger, faster, smarter D.J. Shockley with a better arm not fit Richt's system? To all the Richt-O-Philes out there this is one of the things we are talking about when we talk about recruiting the state of Georgia better. You take Newton away from Auburn and they are basically the same team as Georgia this year, so here is another case of "That could have been us."
Regardless, it is time for all Georgia, Bama, S.C., and all the other SEC fans to quit casting stones (cause trust us ain't nobody in this conference a virgin). It is time to get behind Auburn and support the SEC winning another National Title. Trust us if Oregon wins everyone at ESPN, SI, and all the blogs will declare the SEC a dead conference and it will affect everyone's pre-season ranking next year. Remember you are Southerners for God's sake and that makes you better than everyone else. As hard as it may be to swallow it is time to remember where you come from and pull for Auburn in the Title Game.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
AWWWWWWWW NAAAWWWW, HELL NAW BOY!!!WE DONE UP AND DONE IT!!!!!!!
Even the most hardened Richt-O-Phile must show respect to this. Don't even try to step to this Microsoft paint job random Anonymous Richt-O-Phile poster, less your s*%$ be ruined.
You can say what you want but you know good and well you will at some point this weekend pull out last years NCAA on your PS3 or X-box and change you offensive scheme from Georgia to Texas Tech just to see how it feels. Trust us it will slide right on in.
We see your averaging 30 + points per game in the home stretch Bobo and raise you infinity.
First we had a list of five coaches that were as good as fired already:
1. Rich Rod- Meechigan
2. Ralph Friedgen- Maryland
3. Dan Hawkins- Colorado
4. Lester Miles- LSU
5. Mike Sherman- Texas A&M
Hawkins has already been canned, and the executioner in Ann Arbor appears to be sharpening his guillotine. Sherman and Friedgen had drastically improved teams and appear to have saved themselves for another year. Lester-Lester the Hat Molester naturally ran a fake field goal of a season, only lost two games despite having no QB, and will hold onto his job.
Second we named three coaches that had to win this season to avoid 2011 being a do or die season for them:
1. Randy Shannon- Da U
2. Bret Bielema- Wisconsin
3. Mark Richt- Georgia
Shannon has already been fired. Bielema got past his always pissing away a game against N'western or Purdue or some other crap team and won 11 games. Bielema will probably get TCU in the Rose Bowl which is a winnable game and would buy him 5 more years in Madison, at least. Richt is about 99% out of the woods this year, and should be back in 2011. The only thing that could happen is highly, highly unlikely and that is a loss to a C-USA team in the Liberty bowl which would no doubt lead to the wheels of the recruiting bus falling off all together. Georgia should destroy their Liberty bowl opponent and delay the inevitable of Richt's firing for another year.
As of right now the following jobs are open (all are HC jobs)
The following could be open shortly (and all depend on what Meechigan does)
Now I know what you are thinking "Which job will Leach get?" His choice is Miami but they are being unreasonable because they appear to lack vision in Coral Gables. Leach has applied for Minnesota but remember he is a Pirate who enjoys the warm Caribbean breezes, and perfectly bronze tanned senoritas, not a Viking. The cold may be the only force of nature capable of stopping the Dread Pirate and his "show up to the party sans pants" passing attack.
Right now Michigan and Miami control the fate of a number of these programs. If Michigan keeps Rich Rod then Clempsun keeps Hey-Dabo and that means that Harbaugh is staying at Stanford. However, if Michigan cuts Rich Rod loose then Clempsun will fire Dabo to hire Rich Rod. One would assume that Michigan will only do this if they know for sure they have Harbaugh. If something happens with the Harbaugh deal then Michigan's contingency plan may very well be Lester the afore mentioned molester of hats. Which would mean that LSU is more that crazy enough to hire......The Dread Pirate Leach! Leach to LSU would mean trouble for the entire SEC especially the Lilliputian monarch of Alabama. Leach with all that coon-ass talent (I am told this is not a racial insult but an expression of Cajun endearment) should scare everyone.
Of course the U could take off their pretty pink panties and hire Leach but that is seeming less and less of an option as the days go by. Most interesting of all the other crappy schools that need a coach is Vanderbilt. If Malzahn turns way Vandy's advances and Leach is jobless after Michigan and Da U make their hires then Leach could be the guy in Nashville. That's right baby just imagine the Marquee at the Grand Ol'Oprey:
One Night Only
Hank Williams Jr.
David Allen Coe
Mike Leach as a presenter at the CMA awards, Mike Leach hocking Bryant Hotdogs, Mike Leach all up in the SEC Media Day's guts.
Of course Patterson or Mullen could take the Miami job, Malzahn the Vanderbilt job, and Leach could be jobless again this year............which would make him available in a post-Richt Georiga world after next season.....think about it.
Here is what the time frame would look like:
Michigan is assured by Harbaugh that he will take the job.
5 minutes later Rodriguez is fired.
30 seconds later Dabo is fired after he should have never been hired in the first place.
5 seconds later Rich Rod gets the Clempsun job.
Fare the well Dabo is was a hell of a ride.
The main force standing between the U and their hiring of the one man who could propel them back into national prominence is ESPN. First, ESPN came out with their 30 for 30 documentary on the U of the 80's and early 90's. Without a doubt this is the first thing that ESPN has ever produced that wasn't a steaming pile of dog turd. The problem is the communist academic administration of the U was horrified by what they saw and want to distance themselves from the reputation that Schnellenberger and Jimmy J worked so hard to establish at Miami. Second, ESPN employees the single biggest douche bag in the history of North American team sports, Craig James. Just this week Mike Wilbon (the second worst black guy that acts white but tries to act black--the first Stewart Scott) on PTI took a shot at the Dread Pirate Leach. If you looked hard enough you could see Craig James standing just off the set giving Wilbon the thumbs-up. Why does ESPN and James hate Leach so much? All he did was step up as the only coach of a major college football team that would allow James' pussy-fart son on his team; tried to give him playing time; and then tried to heal him when he suffered a concussion as a direct side effect of his infected vagina.
If the U were to hire Leach ESPN would go crazy. They would say how the U only cares about winning and they will re-establish there old ways under Leach. If by old ways they mean beating the s#*@ out of other schools then yeah they are right. Donna Shalamalanga-ding-dong won't allow that to happen. Say Miami you have a liberal, academic, female involved in your hiring process.......good luck.
Now the U is considering Dan Mullen which would be a good move and would bring immense pleasure to our friend RebelKev a S&G regular. Outside of Mullen the U is considering:
- Temple's Coach = Failure
- FIU's Coach= Failure
- UCONN's Coach = Failure
The U is also considering Gary Patterson but as we have ordained him the next coach of our beloved Georgia Bulldogs we will pretend like this isn't true "lalalalala we can't hear you lalalala"
Come on Miami get the sand out of your snatches and hire the Dread Pirate Leach, mainly because we want to see him rape Paul "Big Onion" Johnson and Al Grule's abortion that they call a defense every year (or until Notre Dame fires Kelly and hires the Big Onion) .