Thursday, January 6, 2011
Michigan Wants Patterson?
ESPN Insider reported today that Gary Patterson is "The Dark Horse" to take the Michigan job. What in the hell is a dark horse? I know it means he has an outside shot at becoming the next coach....but anyways..............
I know that Desmond Howard and Amani Toomer are sliding off of their chairs at ESPN just thinking about having a coach as bad ass a Patterson. Kirk Hirbstriet is thinking about Patterson at Michigan and wonders how THE Ohio State will win 8 in a row over Michigan......to him I say "Don't Worry". The coaches office is to small for Patterson's balls to fit through the doorway at Michigan. Check out how he walks on the field to yell at the officials.