We at S&G can go ahead and put all the anxiety of Cock, Bayou Bengal, and Big Gay Men Nations to rest. We already know where Wilson will land:
They need a QB, Wilson is a QB. They need a scrambler, Wilson is a scrambler. There are rules to recruiting a player like Wilson, Auburn cares not for your silly rules. Ole Miss and South Carolina are paupers compared to Auburn and the way they makes in rain up in da' club. LSU has Auburn-like money but they just landed Metts. Metts should be able to pry the job away Kid Dynomite JJ Jefferson- that is unless other teams figure out a way to get Metts Kryptonite on the field (and by Metts Kryptonite I of course mean Titties glorious, soft, lovely chesticles).