1. They lost National Title games, and
2. They got caught cheating.
The University of Auburn is still shaking their heads at you Ohio State. With the fighting chocolate covered peanut butter balls facing imminent sanctions, the Vest looking like a man soon to be jobless, and Urban Meyer NOT coming to the white trash capital of the universe OSU is in dire straights. So what overly white team will ESPN hitch their collective wagon onto? Drum roll please dddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........
The Wisconsin Badgers! (ahhhhhh..ahhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhh..and the crowd of honkies goes wild).
So why the mighty Badger. Well they actually play big O-line, big tailback, super slow football better than anyone. Also, they have been tremendously successful against the SEC in bowl games due to the knuckle ball effect. When you get a steady diet of 98 mph gas and then suddenly a properly executed 42 mph knuckler it throws your timing all sorts-a off. So here is what you need to know about the Badgers:
1. Giant Honky O-linemen- Wisconsin has em and they know how to use em. SEC defensive units will have to tighten up and have a true Middle Linebacker on the roster to stop them.
2. Brett Favre used to play in that State- when not busy romancin the ladies and throwing football's into orbit Favre played for the Packers. None of that nancy-boy, hippie lookin, fairy kid Rodgers. This was back when Favre was in Green Bay and men were men and the women were proud of it.
3. Donna Pinciotti lives there- In Point Place, WI which we naturally assume is a real place cause the talkin' box told us so. That 70's show was the greatest TV show of all time because it was set in the 1970's (which was when all the best movies had Burt Reynolds in them), has a character named "Red" who was based on CCRider's Father, and it had this tall red-headed drink of water. M-E-O-W!
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