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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

UNC Fires Butch Davis and Just Might Do Georgia a Solid.

Well... bringin' a lil bit of South Beach on up the Eastern seaboard didn't work out for Butch Davis. The Tarheels are now in the market for a new HC.
When I think University of North Carolina I don't exactly think "Yeah, those guys they have huge stones." In fact when I think of North Carolina I think of a Southern University that is overly-PC and doesn't really wanna rock the boat. That means that despite the obvious link between Black Beard the Pirate and the Dread Pirate Leach and North Carolina and Black Beard it will not result in Leach grabbing the ACC by the cod piece and working that joke of a conference over for the next decade.
What NC needs is the hottest name in young coordinators around. Muschamp is off the market and so that leaves Kirby Smart.
Now, in the past I have.....possibly.....maybe..passed judgment on the idea of Smart to Georgia in 2012 a wee bit prematurely. Now I do not live in a fantasy world. I know that there is a very good chance that no matter what happens this season Richt returns in 2012. Mediocrity will rip-up a program quicker than the HIV tearin'-up an immune system. However, if Richt is canned then Kirby Smart becomes the safest, most obvious, but not best choice to replace Richt. If Smart is off the market on the other hand.........well lets just say we would be more likely to man up and bring in a certain Cold Blooded Sausage Makin', 4-2-5 runnin', yelling, nut punching, dynamic duo from out in Texas. Or have you forgotten that Dusty Rhodes himself is the son of a Texas plumber, IF YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. You fooled me. I thought sure the "solid" was going to be taking CMR.

  2. NC can't afford Richt. But Smart makes sense. It gives him a yearlong trial as a head coach to see just how good he is in the big gig. If/when Richt does poorly enough for the infected to see the light, we can easily go steal him from NC and the learning pains of being a head coach will be out of the way.

  3. NC can afford ANY coach IF they want him bad enough.