If you are about to do, see, or participate in something and it has one of the following descriptive terms:
- New Age
Now this nonsense has been going on for years but not so much in the South. Here are a few examples of things that have been recently ruined in the South by mouth-breathing Progressives:
Music- Here we have an a) and a b)
a) Church Music- It is Church it is not a rock concert. Their ain't nothing wrong with "The Old Rugged Cross" so why are we singing this song that no one knows the words too while a quasi-rock band is blaring out their attempt at music. You are scaring the old people.
b) Country Music- Almost none of the current diarrhea that flows from Nashville is Country Music. Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, Rascal Flats, really just about anyone. Back in the early 90's this garbage was getting produced and people were asking Country Radio to occasionally play this nonsense. Eventually they conceded and started rotating this crap in.....now Country Radio is nothing but this vomit and you have to have Sirius/XM, and I-Pod, or CD's if you want to hear Country Music.
Rasslin- Wrestling used to come on the Superstation TBS at 7:05 pm Sunday night. Sure the Yankee brand came on Saturday morning but you can only see an untalented steroid freak "Hulk Out" so many times before you are bored to tears. Every so often I try to watch on Monday Night and whatever other night the WCW replacement company has their show, but it is just awful. For example the big star right now is John Cena. He is a white guy who can't decide if he is a black rapper or a dude that just gradated High School and joined the army. Plus he wrestles in jorts....IN JORTS!!!! Who in the world still looks at a pair of jorts and doesn't say "I ain't wearing that white trash Florida crap"? Which brings me to the point that John Cena is basically the worst Florida fan ever imagined. Needless to say that in his prime the American Dream would have slapped that punk in a sleeper hold and it would have been "Beddie-bye...been Sleepy-Time".
Tattoos- Tattoos do not belong on your neck.
Ball Cap Bills- Straight bills look stupid. You look like a retard that has never owned a hat before.
Well I could go on but I think you get the gist of it. Now yesterday we took the non-sense that Nike produced and made it look respectable. We did this to show that we can be reasonable with people who like this sort of stupid thing.
Now we would like to unveil the product of our newest business endeavor:
Sports and Grits Cold-Blooded Apparel.
In contrast to the Nike Pro Combat we would like to show you our first line....the
S&G Old School Combat Uniforms.