Once Again the Pre-Season Coaches Poll has Chokelahomo #1-- Punks Jump Up to Get Beat Down.

CHOKELAHOMO IS G-A-R-B-A-G-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the 27th year in a row the Chokelahomo Sooners are pre-season #1.
The media poll will also have them at number one because they fit one very important criteria for the media--They are not an SEC school. 29 coaches think that Choklahomo is better than Alabama.
Let me ask you a question.
We wake up this Saturday morning, and the season starts. At 3:30 pm Alabama play Oklahoma on a neutral field. Who wins that game?
Unless you are a delusional Sooner fan your heart immediately said "UHHHHH...ALABAMA."

Chokelahomo plays one legit team per season and that team is Texas. Texas is in a lull right now (sorta like Georgia only Mack Brown gets it and fired everyone not named Mack Brown- even his best friend). Other than that what do the Sooners do?
Oh they have an insert name here quarterback that will throw a bunch of touchdowns. You know who else has that? Every team in the PAC-12. You know why? Cause the Big 12 and PAC 12 DO NOT PLAY DEFENSE!
Remember Chokelahomo's all time greatest player Sam "Big Chief Chicken Bones" Bradford? Remember how he threw for 700 TDs one year but got stuffed in the National Title Game by what? An SEC Defense that's what. Then he got wrecked by a 135lb lily white safety from BYU. Chokelahomo is never ever the best at anything. Even Chief Chicken Bones is a failure because in the pantheon of Indian Athletes he is a distant third to Jim Thorpe and Chief Wahoo McDaniel (Wahoo is important for us because-while great- he often found himself on the "bitness" end of a Dusty Rhodes Bionic Elbow. Oppression of Native Americans is just another reason why he was the American Dream).
So like it has been every season since 2001 Chokelahomo is pre-season #1. Punks have jumped up and by January Punks will have been beaten down.

As a side note Oregon is third with (2) first place votes and LSU is fourth with (2) as well.
We assume after Oregon gets Lestered their two points will go to Chokelahomo giving them (44) and Bama will go from (13) to (6) as LSU will not get Oregon's votes but will instead take votes from Alabama leaving:
1. Oklahoma (44)
2. LSU (9)
3. Alabama (6)