SEC Envy Is a Turrible Thang, Just Turrible

I would like to invite you to read one of the funniest things on the intraweb today and here it is. Now as you read this article I would like to advise that you look at the picture of the author at the top and immediately make any number of heartless comments that ridicule him for his looks. Might I suggest a number of references to his super sweet Glenn Danzing Misfits-era hair style.
Anyway in true bleacher report fashion this guy gives you a picture list of the ten teams that can and will topple the SEC this year. Should you not wish to give this guy the hits here is his list.
10. TCU- I love Gary Patterson and his Midnight Express tag team partner Dick Bumpas. However, despite making chicken salad out of chicken stankey they aint turning it into caviar any time soon.
9. Stanford- A Harbaugh-less Stanford will be Duke post-Spurrier.
8. Texas A&M- TAMU is solid but they are more like Arkansas/South Carolina level (which is good). The bottom line is they are light years away from LSU and Bama.
7. Wisconsin- Now if the Badgers can get past Nebraska and assuming that the Vest Voodoo is now broken they could run the table. Wisconsin is not Bama or LSU but they are problematic for SEC teams in bowl games. The reason they are trouble is because they usually have great O-line play and they play so slow it will take an SEC team at least one half to stop over-running everything. They are like facing Tim Wakefield in the 9th after 8 innings of Nolan Ryan in his prime.
6. Virginia Tech- HAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5. Okie St.- No comment here I simply stared at the computer with a "I smell a fart" look on my face.
4.FSU- Jimbo Fisher is getting the Seminole train back on track but he will need at least one more year to compete with the SEC elite.
3. Oregon- You can remove them from this list pretty early after Lester unleashes Barkevious Mingo, A'Trey-U Jones, T-Bob Hebert, and former UGA chief breast firmness inspector, Metts, on them.
2. Boise St- If they win in Atlanta ESPN will ask them to marry them on the spot.
1. Chokelahomo- Really? We're going with this one again? Honestly?