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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Support your local Sheriff

I mean high school.

Support your local High School.

If you live in the south, you are blessed in many ways. But you already know that. One of the ways we tend to forget is that no matter where you live, you're likely a short drive from some really, really good high school football. In Georgia, there's a 97% chance* you live within 30 minutes' drive of the home stadium of a BCS level recruit. So, since all you losers in your moms basement got nothing to do on a Friday night anyway, go park your van at your local high school (unless it'd be a violation of Megan's Law), and support your local youth. These programs need your support, and gate revenues help fund not just football programs, but most football programs fund their entire athletic departments (this goes for high schools and colleges). So you'll be helping a lot of kids. And you like kids right? Plus there's a good chance you can get a great game and some exciting action.

And even if the game's less than thrilling, for most likely less than $10 you can get a hot dog, a coke, and get your football fix to tide you over until next weekend. Who knows, you just might like it and start going on a regular basis. We all drool over their highlight clips on scout or rivals or whatever, why not go take in the real thing?



* 97% provided by S&G research department, and personally, I don't trust the kid

1 comment:

  1. A rivals/scout/ESPN feature that allows you to punch in your address and it show you where any of the ranked recruits are playing near you that week, or whatever week you punch into the system, would be pretty slick.

    If there's something like that I don't know about, please link.

    Or you could just start posting whenever good recruits are coming through Albany...

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