Saturday, August 27, 2011
What will you do with the last Saturday before football?
The wife has her ideas, but when is she ever not good for a handful of mindnumbingly dumb ideas on any and every subject?
So S&G is here to help. Suggestions:
1) XBox/PS3 Sure, it'll piss her off, but again, what that you do doesn't? You'll have football to watch every weekend from here on it, so get your fix in while you can before the real thing takes precedent. Curious how this season (and the next 14 after it), will go down? Then start up that Madden franchise or NCAA dynasty and find out. If it happens on the video game, it's FACT!
2) Watch other sports English Premier League soccer is on. And baseball too. If you wanna be some lily-livered loser. Baseball sucks and is slow. Soccer is stupid and, like baseball, is boring. The only redeeming factor for either, is WAGS and cleat chasers. And you're not scouting future gold to dig, are you?3) Tailgate practice This will be our final suggestion, because it is the easy winner of this debate. Really, do we need to go on? It's a 3 step process. Step 1, find a large quality of tasty meat.
Step 2: add lots of liquor. We prefer clear liquors, cause whiskey makes us angry.
All that's missing from next week is friends and young females in their Saturday finest. Feel free to add either or both to practice if possible. But practice is important. Lots of practice. And liquor. Lots of liquor.