ESPN Is SooooooRacist Against the State of Alabama

Will ESPN's mission to destroy each and every man who has ever been born in the State of Alabama never cease.  First the venerable and just Crimson Tide Super-fan, Harvey Updyke and now they are seeking to bring down Bocephus, himself:

 In the summer of 05' I was driving through Orlando, Florida and I saw a billboard.  The billboard was of a doppler radar screen shot that the local weather man has on the 11 o'clock news.  The doppler shot was of a hurricane moving towards Florida.  The sign said "Why so many Hurricanes?  Call President Bush and Demand an Answer!"  I can remember thinking "Doesn't checks and balances place the power of the purse and control over weather with the Congress?"  I am saying that because far Lefties and far Righties cry foul when the other side does what they normally do.  So Hank Jr. compared Obama to Hitler.  He is at least the 10,000th person to do so.  Is that reason to remove him from Monday Night Football?  Of course it is if you hate the South.  No one hates Dixie quite as much as ESPN......yet no one pays quite as much to carry our brand during football season.  Plus, with expansion Slive is going to ask the ESPN brass if they have ever seen Deliverance.


Bout to make ESPN squeel like a pig!