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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Why Aren't All The "REAL FANS" Storming McGarity's Office With Torches and Pitchforks?


Greg McGarity would like to remind you that he used to work at Florida and Florida wins.  Your weak, meaningless, moral victories have no value to him
 I have got to be honest with you.....Greggie Mac is bout' to get some flowers and candies sent to his office via Sports and Grits.  Now, most of our readers are mouth-breathing morons who can barely read and so quasi-advanced concepts like sarcasm and allusion fly right over their heads.  So when Greggie drops this lil' bit of knowledge-- most ROPs didn't even get it.  Let your humble servants here at S&G translate for you:
"YOU AIN'T BEAT NOBODY, SON!  YOU AIN'T DONE DIDDLEY-POOP AND YOU BEST TO GET TO DOIN' DIDDLEY-POOP OR YOU CAN GET TO LOOKIN' FOR A NEW J-O-B!"
Now, I can't see too well but is that Greg McGarity or Mal Moore that I'm looking at?  Greggie just let you know that beating the functionally retarded at Candyland does not a master competitor make.  I also like the way he carefully phrased his statement but basically said that he ain't passing out cookies for people doing the things they are supposed to do.  Greggie also let you know that this ain't 1998, Fat Phil at on Rocky Top, and they ain't got the talent we are used to seeing from them. 
So where is the outrage?
Where is that Anon dude?
Why haven't all Georgia fans that don't contribute to this website stormed McGarity's office and demanded his resignation?


"He has insulted the Prophet and has not mentioned the National Titles we almost won! TO HIS OFFICE! HE MUST BE CONVERTED OR HE MUST DIE!!!!!"
Is negativity ok so long as it is carefully phrased?  Well.....yeah it is apparently because you know who does warrant the wrath of the ROPs?  People who tell the truth without the sugar coating as seen here from Russ Mitchell via the Leather Helmet Blog.  OUCH!  You know who else draws that same wrath?

US!
CC to your left on the mike and Sanchez to the right circa 1977.

21 comments:

  1. Allow me to add CC:

    According to CBSSports.com, this is the current list of opponents for UGA since the SC game and their appropriate national ranking:

    Ole Piss - #90
    Miss St - #62
    Coastal Carolina - Really?
    Tenn - #50
    Vandy - #46
    Fla - #38
    New Mexico St - #100
    Kensucky - #94
    Aub - #32
    GT - #11

    An average of #64 (provided CCU gets a #120 rank).

    ----TXBaller

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  2. Whine, whine, whine....

    Our Dawgs are working their asses off and have reeled off 4 in a row. I do not believe anybody is saying "next stop: National CHampionship" this season....

    Get the hell over yourself, and quit being so god damned negative all the time.

    You sound pissed that we win, because you know if we keep it up, you won't have shit to write.

    GO DAWGS!!!!

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  3. Really anon?

    Cause we've been winning, and we keep writing. Looks like y'all will have to find a new meme to keep whining about.

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  4. You guys are really the dumbest people on the planet. But at least you have a couple of followers that buy into your crap (TX Baller for example). What does TX Baller even mean?
    HIRE MULLEN NOW! Er, no...
    HIRE PATTERSON NOW! Er, no...
    We were just kidding guys, it's called sarcasm! Yall don't have a clue.

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  5. What is it you want UGA to do? You can only play who is next on the sched......

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  6. Yes Sanchez, the writing continues as UGA's winning continues as well. BUT, the writing is always extremely negative such as some reference to Russ Mitchell who writes that nothing UGA does, in terms of winning a game, is worth a flip. Mr. Mitchell's article is then hailed as some brilliant piece of journalism. He is lauded as one of those super intelligent people who "tell the truth without sugar coating." I guess most of us are too stupid to understand and swallow his logic.

    Then someone else talks about how low our opponents are ranked. I suppose this poster is a disciple of Mitchell as well. Hmm, maybe we could kick a couple of weaklings off our schedule and add the Packers and Steelers.

    Well, by years either the fire Mark Richt crowd will be happy or be ready to take their ball and go home. Me? I am cheering for UGA and every member of the team and staff to "finish the drill." If UGA is not able to finish in a manner that is satisfactory to GM, then he can certainly make a change at the top. If that happens, I will cheer for the new staff with all the might that I have cheered for the staff currently in place. I will not have to be wooed back to cheer for the DAWGS because I will never leave their side.

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  7. While I agree that our wins over mediocre opponents should not qualify us as a "Top 25 Team" (and yes that includes our defense), let the damn schedule play itself out. We have Florida, Auburn and GT remaining. Our main focus should be on one game at a time.

    However, with regards to this SOS "issue", are the people who whined about playing Boise State, the same people that would chalk up an opening game win against Louisville as unimpressive? We'd still be in the same exact position as we are now, wondering "whom have we beaten."

    I don't care if people viewed the Boise game as a lose-lose situation, this argument itself is pigeonholing.

    My, how simpler life would be, if we all had the best of both worlds.

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  8. -Anon @ 4:38

    I know reading is hard and all but let us review this one more time:
    We have two authors--CCRider and Mr. Sanchez.
    I are CCRider.
    I are writer of article.
    I have never named Dan Mullen as my choice. I have two choices- Gary Patterson (better winning % over same time as Richt) and Mike Leach. I think both are better football coaches. I would take either over Richt in a second. Both are long-shots for the job. Leach more so than Patterson. However, not for the stupid reasons you people come up with (especially the we could never hire him away nonsense). Now if you don't get the Patterson deal based on this season in which he and Richt have the same number of losses and both to historically awful programs--then know that an ESPN poll of fans nationwide ranked Patterson #1 over Saban.
    We have a poll here and of 426 voters Dan Mullen is 2nd at 23% to replace Richt. He was in first for weeks until the UGA/MissSt game and was over taken by Kirby Smart. So it ain't just us. Mullen won at Miss St last year (no easy task) and then there is his tie to McGarity. Understand a little better now? Otay. You can't throw losses up against other coaches because Richt has lost to Colorado, Vanderbilt, Kentucky more than once, BC, UCF, etc.
    You are average. You like averageness. You are mediocre. You are a loser. You are weak-minded and given to attachments to non-sense that has nothing to do with football and winning.
    Do you know why you hate us so much? Do you? Because there is no one else on the Blawgosphere telling it like it is. No other blog demands only the best. No other blog is accepting of pitiful, weak, mediocre, excuses as to why a program with as much or more than everyone else is so AVERAGE.
    You don't have a clue, boss. You are a loser. So you are happy beating bad teams and losing to average to good teams. Nevermind the elite teams because Bama and LSU would run us off the field. If that is negative it is because the University of Georgia Football program is underperforming and has been woefully inadequate for three years now. But that is fine with you because you are an underperformer who is inadequate yourself.

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  9. I look here every day or so, just to see how stupid stupid gets... and it gets stupider everytime lol. Know it all Waffle House Cooks don't make for good college football annalists.

    If you two idiots are so smart, why haven't you gone to Athens and fixed this thing yet? Can't get time off the waffle iron?

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  10. -DA

    Not complaining about SOS just pointing out that nothing is fixed at this point because we have played four bad teams and won, one average team who's starting QB is now off the team and lost, and one decent team and lost. You tell how that equals "fixed". We ain't knocking the wins we are knocking the ROPs who think this is "fixed"

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  11. -Hal

    Why don't you tell us about echo?

    http://aboutecho.com/

    this is your blog is it not?
    Are you the media mougul, world traveling, billionaire that was on here a few weeks ago.
    We're attorney's....looks like you hire out scabs for burger joints.
    But you did win b/c we gave your "blog" a spot....you're welcome. Where should we send the ad bill?

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  12. Very funny Hal, calling out our intelligence when you can't spell simple words. Bravo sir, bravo.

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  13. What does TXBaller even mean??.....excuse me CC while I divulge:

    It means I'm the eighth wonder of the world! A stylin and profilin shit-slingin son of a gun. 6-5, 275 lbs of Texas sweet soul. You might of seen me at the J&J Center (that's right, you know what Im talkin about CC don't ya?). I am the Roddy Piper of UGA football. I do exactly what I want to do. Custom made! My shoes cost more than you house ANON. I built the J&J Center on the Commerce highway. It was my house! I know you've been there cause I've seen your mama there. I've done your mama there. I'm the one your girlfriend talks about at night in her sleep.

    That's what a TXBaller is.

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  14. OK TX. You da man! Do you still wear under roos too? Dude, get off the wraslin crack, stop looking at porn, and try asking a girl out. Nice try sucking up to the useless writers of this blog though.

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  15. Anon 8:34

    Dude, I only wears my Roos when I'm doing your moms...she likes it that way, you know what I mean? CC, I'm gonna sign off before I disgrace this bloggery known as S&G...but before I retire, I would like to say that I don't watch that much porn...only my self filmed clips of me and.....well....you know.....ANON's mom.

    ----TXBigBaller

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  16. Texas, underoos? Baller, you're not Casey Paschall are you?
    http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/658242/1-5.jpg

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  17. That's me dude!.....and ANON's girl.

    ---TXBaller

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  18. Now we know you're lyin. Anon's girl is named Lefty.

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  19. lol, my apologies for the auto correct on the iphone... however I'm not sure about this website you're promoting. Are you claiming it's mine? Or yours? It's certainly not mine, not even sure where you drew that conclusion if that's the case. Now to your other points on me, not a billionaire, do travel the country but rarely the world. And by the way, we own newspapers, tv stations, radio stations even an appliance/home theater store--not blogs. Blogs are for incredulous people who can't hold down a real job in the journalism profession. And even though it's my industry, there are some scabby sum-bitches in the journalism industry; so for you not to be able to get into it speaks volumes for your credibility. This aboutecho you mention doesn't even appear to be a blog as you called it but a website where one can purchase ready made apps for phones, pretty neat idea I suppose. Wish it were mine but unfortunately not. You guys remind me of an old lawyer joke: What do you get if you trap 100 lawyers in the basement? A Whine Cellar!

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  20. -Hal

    Click your name on here and then click the blog on your profile and that is where we got it from.

    Journalism??????????????hahahahahahha. How are the paper sales going now a'days? Is that why you don't like intraweb people?

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  21. interesting... not my profile. Uses my google account, I'll need to see if that's attached to me somewhere. I don't mind intraweb people at all lol... they make us a ton of money-got 46 of 'em working for me in 12 states. Paper sales holding just fine, TV & web is strong, radio sucks right now-probably always will now. Some of the big conglomerates are hurting like the Athens Banner Herald. But that's all due to over-speculative parent companies borrowing more money than they could pay back. Debt will kill you son in this business. The only debt we've got is on the airplane we took delivery of last year... Where I don't mind intraweb people, I don't like people like yourself. Who purport to having a factual, logical stance on a subject; yet avoid any and all appearances of objectivity. You can't logically discuss the pros and cons on the subject because you have an agenda, and it's an extreme agenda and you spew as though you speak for all bulldogs when in fact you speak for very few if any outside your Garden City Law Firm... We all definitely want better, and there's little question we slipped over the last couple years. And yes, Mark's tenure is a polarizing subject at the moment. However, most of us agree that not only can he turn it around but that he will-and may already have. Trolls like you posting so vociferously that he should be fired hurt the program much more than you could ever help it. Typical self absorbed attorney thinking that you can actually effect what goes down in McGarity's office when we all know you nor we can. What you can do, is let your venom become fodder for opposing coaches, fan bases and parents of recruits. We already had one de-commit because of the Richt rumor mill. You can't do shit but excite people in a bad way. Sonny Seiler could do something, but I've seen Sonny Seiler... and you're no Sonny Seiler son.

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