Urban Meyer to Take Ohio State Job......Also Urban Meyer Still Hates His Own Kids

A few years ago Urban left Florida for health/recruiting reasons.  Then he left again so he could spend more time with his children/because Tebow graduated.  Now after just one season at home with his kids Urban has decided that he hates them and will be going back to work.  Fatherless children tend to have self-esteem issues and turn to hardcore porn and drugs to obtain the Fatherly approval they never got as children.  I hope that the National Title Games that Ohio State loses to SEC teams during the Meyer tenure are well worth it as Meyer leaves the premier of "Two Pigs in a Blanket" and heads over to Ohio's State Correctional Facility for visiting hours.
Of course Meyer is denying the reports because an initial denial makes all reports that much more true.

On this Thanksgiving I am thankful for stupid Yankees who think they can win big with Yankee players.  God's Speed Urban because the spread worked out so well for Meeeechigan.  This time five years from now we will be getting ready for a Rich Rod coached Arizona vs an Urban coached Arizona State in the "Spread Illegal Immigrant Bowl".