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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Sports and Grits Gives a Kid a Chance-- A New Contributor on S&G

So the Ol' Boys at S&G get requests all the time and we are usually very gracious in dealing with our devoted fanbase.  Recently you may have noticed that CCRider has been less prominent on this blog.  Alas real life and a real job catches up with the best of us from time to time.  We have considered allowing others to write for us but often find that there are very few who have the stomach to deliver the unabashed truth 24-7.  Recently we were approached by a young man who came off as an arrogant, self-absorbed, obnoxious jerk.....you know one of our own.  He has asked for an audition and so we are going to give it to him.  So without further pomp and circumstance here is the first in a series of audition articles from--- The Dealer.    


A soft wind blows and another fan changes their mind about Richt and  the entire UGA football program.  I find it interesting that the same fan base who was ready to bury Richt and the state of our football program after the attempt to play in the Chick Fillet Kickoff ; was the very same fan base that thought we had a chance to win in the very same Dome this past Saturday afternoon.  Insanity!!!  This fan base if we get smoked in the Outback Bowl will howl for Richt's head; yet during spring practice next season will all claim how this year "Could be our year for it all"!
     We all know the definition of insanity.  I retract that before mentioned statement.  Half the Goons blogging on the Dawgbone do not know the definition of insanity, much less the dumb masses (say that fast or after 3-Beam & Cokes) who  moonlight as UGA cheerleaders 30-40 days a year. (Two days before and two days after each game plus G-Day). 
     Did you see the other team last week in the Dome?  Or were they too fast?  I'm not sure those weren't all Ninja's dressed in white, purple and yellow.  They are deep, they are powerful, they are disciplined and they know how to win with command.  Why? Because they have one of the best paid, detail oriented, ass kicking coaching staffs in all of the NCAA.  We only have one of those three!  One out of three gets you into the Hall of Fame in Major League Baseball but kids, this is the SEC Football League, not some lame MLB!  You have to be firing on all cylinders of your program if you want to compete with the best on a consistent basis.  Anything less is not an option!!!  Look at Saban and Miles' attitude towards winning and over-all world domination.  Look at UGA's!  The only common ground you will see is the Personal Financial Statement's of the Coaching Staff (Grantham may be the lone exception in the World Domination claim).    In fact if Mr. Grantham were not so damn big, I might thing he was a ninja as well.  Perhaps 1/2 ninja 1/2 Godzilla!  He is a Ninjzilla!!!
    You say you want to be the best, then make choices with your coaching staff, athlete training and discipline, game day preparations and adjustments that reflect your desire to BE THE BEST!.  If not then accept meritocracy and playing down to your level of competition!  To expect any different is insanity. 
    I love UGA!!!  I love Georgia Football Saturdays!  It makes me sick to spend $5,000 / year on season tickets to witness what is less than it should be.  Disagree, then let me know.  But don't bring some lame ass reply attacking me, cause you are now dealin' with the Dealer!  You better bring your A game like Ninjzilla!

35 comments:

  1. I don't disagree with what you've written here. But, you haven't said what you believe needs to be changed. It was obvious we were not as deep as Lsu. We play that game 10 times and we may lose 9. Though most would be by a lesser amount.

    The issue is what can be changed that would insure a better result. I'm still waiting to see what your ideas are. I hate having to post anonymously.

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  2. What a crock of shit article. How about in 2008 when LSU was unranked at the end of the year after starting 7th. How about 2009 when they finished 17th?

    College football is 100% cyclical. Not everyone can be the best team year in and year out. It is mathematically impossible.

    What is also funny is you call other writers "Goons" yet you point out zero analysis on why team A is better than team B outside of saying: "Because they have one of the best paid, detail oriented, ass kicking coaching staffs in all of the NCAA." What an enlightening analysis.

    "You have to be firing on all cylinders of your program if you want to compete with the best on a consistent basis. Anything less is not an option!!!" - Great! So, how do they do it? Provide any insight? I'd love to know. More than likely, you're just spitting the same bullshit corporations do when they want more from their workers - just without giving direction.

    Stick to your fucking day job you arrogant prick. You obviously have 0 to contribute that is actually football worthy.

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  3. Anon douchebag 5:52 (ROP bitch);

    Just to clarify, LSU is playing in it's 3rd MNC game in the last eight years. Richt has played in how many in ten years?? STFU! There's nothing cyclical about 3 out of 8 gay porno boy.

    Gay porno boy, you have I Has A Crayon Bobo as a coach. Isn't that a handicap? GPB, where have all the offers cone from luring Bobo away from underneath Richts desk? There have been no offers GPB. Wonder why....because he sux...like your mom.

    And GPB, if you worked for me I would fire you - you sound like a government worker. Whine, cry, boo-hoo....hold my dick please and walk me to the water cooler because I can't think on my own. GPB - picture this - I am the bully & you are the wimp. Can you visualize?

    Young lad - keep up the good work. You a mere fledgling in the shadow of CC/Sanchez greatness. But in time, you too may rise to the thrown.

    ---TXBaller

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  4. Ummm...this guy, he might not make the cut. He is clearly no cold blooded sausage maker. He's really not even a mere sausage maker.

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  5. Anon 5:14,
    The Dealer' says:
    We lose 9 out of 10 "but by a lesser amount" Sounds like My kind of program!!!
    Wow, can I overnight my donation money for next year's tickets??? Cause loosing "by a lesser amount" 9 out of 10 is what UGA Football should be all about!
    The Dealer'

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  6. Anon 5:52
    The Dealer' says:
    T-Ball baby, T-Ball!. Are you trying to make this easy on me? You Anon 5:52 are my favorite kind! Allow me to 'splain!

    1st: you stated, "College football is 100% cyclical. Not everyone can be the best team year in and year out. It is mathematically impossible".

    All I gotta say is 1980. 1980! That was the last year WE were The Best. So this cycle is acceptable to you? When we are one of the most profitable and best paying college programs in the country?
    I'll tell you something that is mathematically possible. The SEC winning the NC for 6- years in a row!!! But we aint' one of them! Being that you are such a mathematician please run those odds for me!

    2nd: Now this is getting fun...I'm spitting out BS like those evil corporations you say...let me ask you this...who writes your check brotha? One of those evil corporations?
    Now you Dealin' with da Dealer'!

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  7. The Dealer' Says:

    TXBall, I don't know you, but I think I might like you. Not because you said something nice to me but because you appear to be a man who knows PROFIT aint' an ugly word!

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  8. The Dealer' Says:

    ANON 8:59,
    Really? Really? You took time to think about write, spell check, show yo' mama for final editorial rights the publish that weak ass comment. I don't even feel like I've been played against with such a post! Damn son, who signs your time card each day?
    The Dealer'

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  9. It's too bad your whore mother didn't get an abortion and save us from reading another poorly written, anti-Georgia, high school level blog post. Pitiful.

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  10. Can't we all get along?

    JimDawginTexas

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  11. The Dealer' Says:
    Anon 10:00,
    Thank goodness you have a High School kid who can read such a high level blog to you.

    PS My Momma is a lady. UGA Class of 1968.
    The Dealer'

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  12. If UGA ever sells out like these other schools and decides that winning is more important than integrity, that winning by circumventing the rules is the way to a NC, then i will quit being a UGA fan and supporter. I believe CMR is the best coach out there. He strives to win, and he has won plenty, but not at any cost. He still has his integrity, character and respect. name another SEC coach with that.

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  13. The Dealer' Says:

    Anon 10:28,
    Derek Dooley

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  14. so you would rather have Derek Dooley over Richt?

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  15. in the last five years there has been three coaches to win a NC. Meyer, Miles & Saban. which one do you want? i don't want either one of them over Richt.

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  16. "Now you're dealin' with da Dealer" <--- What a fucking tool!

    You cannot be fucking serious. What a joke!

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  17. what you are looking for in life is not a NC, what you need is Jesus. Everything you need can be found in Jesus.

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  18. don't you see there is something really wrong with a person that would sale out his integrity, his character, everything about about him that makes him respectable in society, just to win a meaningless trophy. do you really think that makes you a winner? no, it makes you a looser. Saban may die with NC trophies in his coffin but he will not die with integrity, good character or respect. Those trophies will quickly be forgotten but his character never will.

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  19. is that what you teach your kids? it doesn't matter as long as it's for money. It doesn't matter as long as you end up on top. It doesn't matter how you play the game, all that matters is whether you win or lose!

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  20. The Dealer' Says:

    Anon 8:27:
    So what do you teach yours?

    Less than giving it your best in life is ok?
    Never attempt the pursuit for perfection is the way to go!?
    Give up on your dreams and never ever try to become the very best you can be?

    Nice JOB! I see future democrats with your parenting skills!

    If people like you ruled our country in the 40's, we would all be speaking either German or Japanese right now.

    Unfortunately...that is what we have running our country right now!

    If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

    The Dealer'

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  21. The Dealer' Says:
    Anon 6:44,

    That's right!

    And thats why we have College Football on Saturday and why we go to Church on Sunday!
    So you can do both!

    The Dealer'

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  22. Basic spellin' and gramma' will help even the dumbest arguments hold water. Unfortunately "The Dealer" looks to want to carry his argument in a sieve of ignorance. I really hope you do not have a UGA diploma on the wall.

    Also - be careful calling CTG names.

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  23. not at all. i teach my kids to persue life to the fullest but never let go of what is really important in life.

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  24. by the way if people like me ruled this country, people like you would still be in the closet.

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  25. be not decieved my friend.
    the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God. don't think for one second you can live life how you want on saturday and make up for it on sunday.

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  26. The Dealer' Says:
    Anon 9:32,
    If you won't assume any false premise about me; I won't assume any truths about you.

    Judge not lest you be judged. Why is it that you point out the spec of dust in your brother's eye, yet fail to notice the wooden plank in your own eye?

    Sir I am a Christian!

    The Dealer'

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  27. i can tell by your fruit. then why is integrity, character, respect such a small price to pay for a NC. Let go of what you want in life and grab a hold of God wants for you in life. NC is way to small a thing to sale yourself out for.

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  28. Is CC layed off because of the economy or did you terminate his employment permanently?

    Now about the job interview......

    To be honest, I didn't get past the first paragraph.

    Understand this, Mr.Dealer, grammar and composition matter when attempting to make a point. Make your point as succinctly as possible and then back it up with something other than hyperbole and mindless rhetoric. Also, cease and desist with the overuse of italics and underlines.

    Mr. Sanchez, if controversy that leads nowhere is what your looking for here, you may have found your replacement for CC.

    However, let's just drop The Dealer handle and call him CC Rider....sidecar edition.

    Good help is hard to find, Mr. Sanchez.

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  29. "Anon 5:14,
    The Dealer' says:
    We lose 9 out of 10 "but by a lesser amount" Sounds like My kind of program!!!
    Wow, can I overnight my donation money for next year's tickets??? Cause loosing "by a lesser amount" 9 out of 10 is what UGA Football should be all about!
    The Dealer'"

    First I did not say I was content with those results I just it is where we are at this moment.
    Second I'm still waiting for you to inform us all on what needs to be changed. Thank you. Anon 5:14

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  30. Revised!
    "Anon 5:14,
    The Dealer' says:
    We lose 9 out of 10 "but by a lesser amount" Sounds like My kind of program!!!
    Wow, can I overnight my donation money for next year's tickets??? Cause loosing "by a lesser amount" 9 out of 10 is what UGA Football should be all about!
    The Dealer'"

    First I did not say I was content with those results I just said it is where we are at this moment.
    Second I'm still waiting for you to inform us all on what needs to be changed. Thank you. Anon 5:14

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  31. Red,
    Your comments about CC are answered in the very first paragraph above. Feel free to read it.

    But oh wait, you said you "didn't get past the first paragraph", so you already read the answer to your question and are just being dickish.

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  32. Mr. Sanchez,

    I read that CC was busy with work and family. I will just assume that he is layed off and will return at some point. Me personally, I would have fired his loafing ass for starting a family when there is blogging to be done....but that's just me being me. I'm kind of a dick like that.

    As for me being "dickish"......there really is no need to lay a foul tongue on me, my friend.


    I thought you were looking for feedback. My bad.

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  33. I was thinking, maybe, I might submit some of my thoughts for publishing on your fine web blog. There was a time, back in my prime, when I could really lay it down......prose, that is.

    Where do I fill out the application for Junior Blogging Associate? I will need to use my real fake name by the way....I have somewhat of a following.

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  34. The Dealer' Says:
    Black Redman,

    Save your jive prose and hoes for the competition. When we get low on the prejudicial asshole quota...we'll give ya' a call! Till then go grab yourself another Natty big spender and get ready for more punctuation, underlines and the pursuit for greatness as I craft Blog # dos le noche'!
    The Dealer'

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  35. Typical internet loudmouth.

    The lack of any possible repercussion makes even the whiniest little bitch a bad ass on the interwebs, son. Maybe one day, after you become a blogging legend, we can meet up at your book signing. And then you can hurl insults in person.

    Until then, keep running that dickskinner, fuckboy. It suits your skillset.

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