The Southeastern Conference of College Athletics is better than all the other conferences for two simple reasons:
1. The SEC is far better than anyone at football and football is the only part of college that really matters, and2. The 12 schools of the SEC have a disproportionately high number of hot girls.
Now when an 18 year old kid is making his decision on which school he wants to play football for these should be the two most important aspects of that choice. In the history of the SEC there have been tons of players who saw the first point as most important and tons who have seen the second point as most important. We at S&G would like to look a little deeper at these two factors and the players who put the most importance on each.
FACTOR #1- The Superiority of the Football:Since the SEC is the best that means that the level of competition is the highest you can find. As a result- playing at a high level in the SEC is an indicator to NFL GM's that you are more likely to have success in the NFL. That means that you are likely to be drafted higher and therefore make more money.
This is SEC legend Peyton Manning and he understood this point better than anyone. While at Tennessee Peyton worked tirelessly to hone his craft. He studied hard in the class room and the film room. He was the first to practice and the last to leave. Being a diligent worker who was mature beyond his years made Peyton the #1 overall pick in 1998. He is a super bowl champion, has more money than he could ever spend, is a highly sought after spokesman for companies, and has a bright future post-football. Of course there is always factor #2.
FACTOR # 2- All these baby-doll princesses.Hypothetically lets say you are a highly sought after 18 year old QB. You decide on an SEC school but when you get there reality sets in......you really aren't that good. Now you are good enough to be the starter but no one (yourself included) has any delusions of grandeur. You probably won't be drafted, you aren't good enough for the NFL, and your life will most likely be all down hill from this point. Luckily you have selected an SEC school and you have factor #2 to fall back on. Really attractive women aged 18-22 are most likely really stupid, superficial, shallow, and easily given to peer pressure. Now you add those characteristics of your female class mates to the fact that you are the QB at a place where football means everything and you just hit the poonaynay jack-pot! Garcia is not unaware of his short-comings, he knows he sucks. Most importantly he knows that the NFL knows he sucks. Garcia also knows that he is stupid, has no skills that translate into the real world, and his personality can best be described as "a major dick". Garcia knows that he will be hocking used Chevys in Spartanburg, South Carolina for the rest of his life. He also knows that he will be too lazy to be an aggressive salesman and will only be kept around as a side show on account of he was the QB that lead the Cocks to the slaughter of their first SEC championship game appearance. Garcia was faced with a choice: work hard to get better but still never be good enough for the NFL, or spend four years of his life earlobe deep in perky tits.
I think we all know what his decision was and in our heart of hearts we know he made the right decision.
Brian Gregory? Yep, that deserves a "Ha ha!"
