After going 7-3 last week, we're at 44-23-1 on the year, shocking even to us. So maybe these picks are actually guaranteed* to win you money. And since we all want money, I'll get right to your winnings.
#10 Oregon - 30 1/2 @ Colorado-Oregon may have LaMichael James back for this, and their QB is also possible. But it's against Colorado, and they still haven't gotten over that near-death case of Hawkins Syndrome. Even with a spread that big, on the road, the Ducks run roughshod over the Buffaloes.
#9 Arkansas -15 1/2 @ Ole Miss-Do we really need to comment here? We've seen Ole Miss, they suck and Arkansas probably scores 80+. Petrino is just that nice a guy. Give the points, take the Pigs.
#8 Stanford -20 1/2 #25 Washington-Steve Sarkisian brought that USC style to Seattle, and Washington has steadily improved. The question is, have they improved enough to stop the Luck train? We say no, but they have gotten to the point where it won't be a beating like Vegas is saying. Keep the points, take the Purple People Eaters to cover in a loss.
#7 Clemson -10 1/2 @ North Carolina-After having Blind Butchie at the helm, North Carolina did well for a while until the dirt surrounded them and it's been a slow, painful death being left in the cold with nothing. Hey Dabo! has bought some pretty nice players, but they tried to pull a Clemson special week against the Big Uglies from Maryland. They may try again this week, but we'll say they hold off one more again, before losing 3 of their last 4 in true Tiger fashion. Clemson covers one last time.
#6 Wisconsin -7 1/2 @ #16 Michigan St-Both these teams burned us for 2 of our 3 misses last week. What can we say, we are proudly ignorant about the Big We Can't Count. In the hellhole that is East Lansing, the Badgers will be lucky not to get shot on the bus ride to town. But that fear will have their adrenaline flowing, and our love affair with Paul Chryst exists for a reason. Take the Badgers to win by well over a TD.
#5 Boise St -31 1/2 Air Force-We admit, we have a bit of a fondness for the Zoomies, even if they canned Fisher DeBerry for speaking the truth. But Boise is a machine and the only team that might keep within 5 TDs of them the rest of the way is TCU, and even the great Gary P might not be able to pull that trick. Take the Broncos, give the points. Easy money at homecoming.
#4 Oklahoma St -6 1/2 @ Missouri-Ah, the dreaded morning central time game. That never works well for the home team. We were tempted to take Mizzou due to being at home, but that morning time starts always seems to bode better for the road team than home. Plus, Justin Blackmon Justin Blackmon Justin Blackmon. The T Boones cover, because Missouri can't cover him.
#3 Oklahoma -29 1/2 Texas Tech-Since when did Tubby Tommy start sucking? I guess once he quit having the Auburn payroll at his disposal. Chokelahoma has two losses in them this regular season, but Saturday ain't one of them. It could be 50, and we'd still say Boomer Sooner.
#2 Alabama -29 1/2 Tennessee-This is a joke, right? LSU and Bammer have been easy money the last few weeks, and without Bray, the Orangemen will be lucky to cross the 50. The only possible problem is if the Tahd sleepwalker preparing for the much tougher opponent next week. But Saban would cut some scholarships if not nuts, if that happens, so lay the points as Alabama rolls in to that magnificent home game we've all been waiting on in two weeks.
#1 LSU -21 1/2 #20 Auburn-This one might actually be close, as Auburn has improved since that near disaster to begin the season against Utah St. And LSU lost their blunt force trauma of a tailback in Spencer Ware, along with everyone's new favorite Mathieu, for smoking the fake weed (really guys? You're in Louisiana, the real stuff probably is more plentiful, cheaper, and has less penalties for getting busted with it). So Clemson sans Lake may stand a chance to pull the upset. Then again, we all know what's on tap for November 5th, including whatever refs will be working this game. Auburn loves some yellow, but this Saturday it won't be Yellawood. That D still has plenty of hungry destructors even without the meme of the month Honey Badger, and without Ware, that means some other 230 pound bruiser pounds the rock. You might sweat it out, but give the points, and don't get off the Lester train yet. LSU covers.
*-guarantee only good on Christmas Eve, between 4:30 and 4:49 in the morning, if you're on your way to Toys-R-Us to get your kid the last Transformer doll, and right before you go
inside you get smacked upside the head with a brick