Newt will talk about:
- How he balanced the budget four straight years as Speaker,
- How he reformed Welfare and made deadbeats go back to work,
- How he was paid money by businesses for his brain powers and then told them how they were screwing-up (as he did for Fannie Mae).
- How he will ruin Iran's stuff if they don't disband their nuclear bomb program.
- How he has always been a Republican unlike Romney who is a man without a soul who will say anything to anyone in order to be elected and therefore give validation to his life (in other words he will be a "real boy")
- How he does not have on magic underwear and does not believe in digging up corpses to re-baptize them so they can go off and become the personal Jesus of some planet out in the solar system all because a make believe angel named Macaroni showed some dude in upstate New York magic tablets that only he could see. Oh and the Indians don't forget about the 100% disproven theory that the Indians are the ten lost tribes of Judah. Do you really want to nominate a member of a cult? That is what I thought.
Finally you guys said something I don't agree with.Oh well you can't be right about everything I guess :)Support Ron Paul..the only honest man in this race
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“…and what was it about an angel named “Macaroni” (Moroni) appearing to Joseph Smith in a New York State apple orchard? ……” I wasn’t there . But to tell the truth, I have less trouble picturing anybody talking to an angel under an apple tree than I do a naked lady talking to a snake.”
ReplyDeleteLongarm and the bartered brides.