In this time of much trepidation and maligning we have few consistent institutions by which to set our moral compass. One such institution for the people of the South is the South Eastern Conference of Intercollegiate Athletics. This institution is currently under attack and may not survive the relentless attack of Yankee Mike Slive. With this in mind I feel as if my country has not asked but has rather demanded that someone step forward and save the SEC. I humbly present myself for your consideration and your vote. CCRider for SEC Commissioner together we can save the SEC! Below you will find my "Contract With the SEC" in which you will see my plan to save the SEC. As for Mike Slive....I am putting you on blast notice homeboy. You just moved from neutral ally to hostile threat!"
-And others as determined by how douchie their music is.