Our Cock Insider Gives Us the Scoop on the Carolina Pro Day

We have talked in the past about having a Cock on the inside up in Columbia and today we got the skinny on the Pro Day in Columbia.  No.....our inside Cock is not the majestic looking Broseph on the left but don't disregard the insider info because of that one small flaw.

The skinny was that every one's favorite fat man, Rex Ryan, of the Jets was there to scout Melvin Ingram which would make tons of sense.  Ingram would be an excellent fit in Sexxy Rexxy's 3-4 Defense and would be a mjor upgrade of the Jets past draft retardation in taking Vernon Gholston.  Ryan was the only coach in attendance but all 32 GMs were present.  The biggest deal of the day was that Alshon Jeffery may have worked himself back into the first round.  He was down to 213lbs. and turned in the all important sub 4.5 time in the 40 running a solid 4.4.  As a big body guy who knows how to use his body Alshon could easily become the next T.O.---lacking speed but making up for it in size, body control, and route running.