Thursday, April 5, 2012
Can We Get An Overall 20% Impairment Rating?
So as we sat in the Ol' Curiosity Shop this afternoon we had a personal injury walk in client. Needless to say we were somewhat surprised when that client was Slutty Bobby-P. Here is how the consultation went:
CC: Obviously you were hurt....do you have an accident report.
BP: Sure do.
CC: Well I see the other party was charged with the accident.
BP: Let me axe you a question. How much money you think Ima get?
CC: Well I can't really say because I'm not sure what your injuries are.
BP: Well you know I mean like......I be in....you know ugscrutiatin' pain....it be like the whole left side of my body just be hurtin. Oh, and like my neck and my back is like it ain't never gone be the same.
CC: Hmmmmm.....I think we may need to send you over to Ken Nugent.
(alright you got me this is not a conversation that we had with Petrino it is however a conversation we have at least five times a week with all sorts of pillars of the community.)