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Monday, June 18, 2012

#1 Player in the Country (and Georgia Native) picks.....Clampsun!?!?!?!?!?

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So many of you are saying to yourself right now...."WHAT THE FUDGE?"
I know, I know, I know.....if it was Florida, Alabama, or LSU you could kinda live with it....but Clampsun?  I mean lil' Auburn ain't even got a Chick-Fil-A on campus so how in the world do they keep going into Florida, Georgia, and NC and taking the top talent from other states?  Well for those of you who are confused we present the "DANNY FORD CRUTIN' BLUEPRINT"

1. Take some money and place it where the HC can find it.

2. Wait for HC to get hungry and find said money.

3. Wait for Dabo to come to you with the money and asking
for advise. Tell him we have to put the money somewhere safe until
the Cap'n comes back for it.

 4. Tell Dabo it might be safer to give the money to a certain
Recruits Grandmother for safe keeping.  Tell him "If you
can't trust someones Memaw then who can you trust."
5. Wait for "Oops all berries sugar buzz" to wear off and then
tuck Lil' Dabo in bed and tell him what a good boy he is for
helping to protect the Cap'n's money.

6. Call recruits Grandmother and congratulate her on
hittin' her numbers.  Remind her that when boys play at
Clampsun their Grandmommas have a much higher chance
of hitting their numbers multiple times over a 3 to 4 year
time span.

7. Acted as if you are pleasantly surprised when recruit picks
your backwoods, small potatoes program, in a crappy conference,
over the SEC powers.
8. Call Chizik and tell him that Clampsun may
be nothing more than a second rate knock off of Auburn
but you have been paying players since he was poopin'
his Pampers.

9. Pray to God every night over the next few months that Uncle Mal
and his midget don't take a sudden interest in your recruit and his
Grandmother's financial well-being.

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