At least we don't have to worry about the stupid two players in the same number problem

Between our two #1s, one may not be around much longer. We meant this doom and gloom article as a joke guys, not as a challenge to make it come true. But at least we've got Malcome, Marshall and perhaps Gurley.

We'll admit, we got fooled. We know off season talk is just that, empty off season talk. Everyone is doing great, working hard, ready to take that next step. Everyone is getting in to the best shape of their life. You get statements like this, rising your hopes up,...

"I think I need to be more accountable, and just handle my responsibilities better," [Crowell] said.

If this turns out for the worst, he's gone. Sad too, because the man can clearly play the game. He just can't keep on the field when it comes to making the off the field decisions you have to make to remain at the higher levels. Let's hope this is all some weird misunderstanding. We're known for rinky dink crap like emerging from an alley, failing to give a middle name you've forgotten you even had since you've never used it, or passing out drunk taking a dump. We don't do felony weapons charges. But if not, well, as Crowell said in that Emerson article...

"I thought we needed more running backs. So I think that's a good thing [we landed Keith Marshall, and then Todd Gurley]."