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Saturday, June 23, 2012

S&G Reviews Abraham Lincoln- Southern Murderer…….I mean Vampire Hunter

Now I have to give you full disclosure here……I have not nor do I ever intend to watch this absurd piece of crap.  This movie like a countless number of books, articles, television shows, and text books is yet another example of 147 years of an organized effort by academia and the media to make Lincoln more than what he was.  I am only 31 years old but I can remember the good old days when any and all conversations about who was the greatest President started and ended with two names….Washington and Jefferson.  Sometime in the early 90’s there began an organized effort to tear down Thomas Jefferson.  Most recently there has been a similar effort to replace Washington with Lincoln as the President who is “first in the hearts of his countrymen”.  Last December I took the mini-Riders to Disney World.  We went to the Hall of Presidents where they had a very realistic robotic version of every President past and present.  The stage full of Robots was preceded by a brief movie.  Now if you knew nothing of Presidents you would have left believing that Lincoln was the first the President…then a bunch of nobodies….then FDR…..then a total suck-fest….then Kennedy…wasted years….Clinton…then Obama.   The Robotic show was very similar as it was dominated mostly by Lincoln with a little Obama action at the end.

Abraham Lincoln was personally responsible for the deaths of an estimated 500,000 to 600,000 American soldiers, civilians, women, and children.  Abraham Lincoln resides securely in Hell right beside Hitler and has the seat on the other side of him reserved for Jerry Sandusky.  Now before all of our liberal readers get the pink, trans-gender, thong panties in a wad let me ask you a few questions:

- You are a liberal so you hate George W. Bush more than life itself, right?
- What if Bush had suspended the writ of habeas corpus?  Lincoln did that almost as soon as the War started.  But Rider we were at war and Lincoln was trying to save the country.  Uhhhhhh…Bush was leading us during a War on Terror and trying to save the Country as well.
- What if the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ruled that Bush was acting outside of the Constitution and Bush continued to act anyway?  Lincoln did that when Chief Justice Taney ruled in Ex Parte Merryman.
- What if Bush tried to have the Chief Justice arrested after this ruling?  Lincoln did that as he attempted to have Taney arrested after the Ex Parte Merryman ruling.
-What if Bush ordered that everyone at CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, and every other liberal leaning media outlet arrested?  Lincoln did that as he had every Southern sympathizing newspaper man arrested and imprisoned without a trial.
- What if Bush had a liberal member of Congress (who opposed him) arrested?  Lincoln did that when he had Ohio Congressman Clement Vallandigham arrested for opposing the President and again when he had Maryland Congressman Henry May arrested.
-What if Bush had thousands of random citizens arrested for “sympathizing with enemies of America’s interest”?  Lincoln did that when he had thousands of Maryland citizens arrested for being Southern sympathizers.
- What if Bush had the majority of California’s state legislature arrested because California seemed like they may oppose him?  Lincoln did that when he had the majority of the Maryland Legislature arrested and imprisoned.
- What if Bush had the city council, police chief, and mayor of San Francisco or New York City arrested?  Lincoln did that when he had the mayor, police chief, and city council of Baltimore arrested and imprisoned.
- What if Bush sent a letter to his Secretary of Defense telling him to bomb the cities in Massachusetts or Vermont if they defied him?  Lincoln did that when he sent an April 25, 1861 letter to Gen. Winfield Scott ordering him to bombard Maryland’s cities if they were to secede.

Hmmmmmm…..well, well, well Mr. Liberal-man is you is or is you ain't ready to start demanding that the Lincoln Memorial be torn down or do you want to start clearing off a spot on Mt. Rushmore for Ol’ Dubbyah.
“But Rider it was all worth it because Lincoln just wanted to do right and free the slaves!”
Hmmmmmm….why don’t we go to some of Honest Abe’s direct quotes on what he thought of blacks?

“I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races – that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.” ~Abraham Lincoln Fourth Debate with Stephen A. Douglas at Charleston, Illinois, September 18, 1858

Ohhhhhhh...so there is a black side kick to boot. 
In 15 years this will be taught as fact in our public schools during Black History Month

Or how about this one:

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that."

Well what about the fact that I have seen the movie Glory and Lincoln gave Black Men their dignity by letting them fight for the Union?  How do you feel about that one Lincoln:

"I thought that in your struggle for the Union, to whatever extent the negroes should cease helping the enemy, to that extent it weakened the enemy in his resistance to you. Do you think differently? I thought that whatever negroes can be got to do as soldiers, leaves just so much less for white soldiers to do, in saving the Union. Does it appear otherwise to you? But negroes, like other people, act upon motives. Why should they do any thing for us, if we will do nothing for them? If they stake their lives for us, they must be prompted by the strongest motive—even the promise of freedom. And the promise being made, must be kept." ~Abraham Lincoln, letter to James C. Conkling dated August 26, 1863.

What about all the noble members of Lincoln’s cabinet and their freeing of the slaves:

“ (The Emancipation Proclamation) a hollow, meaningless document showing no more than,  our sympathy with the slaves by emancipating the slaves where we cannot reach them and holding them in bondage where we can set them free."~ William Henry Seward, Lincoln's secretary of state

Well surely Lincoln had always wanted nothing more than to maintain the Union and was never a person who believed in rights of the individual State but only flipped that position for political gain….right?

“Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right - a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world. Nor is this right confined to cases in which the whole people of an existing government may choose to exercise it. Any portion of such people, that can, may revolutionize, and make their own of so much of the territory as they inhabit.” ~ Abraham Lincoln January 12, 1848

I guess it is only fitting that the man who was sarcastically called Honest Abe by his contemporaries would be the President used in this absurd movie.  I mean after all it’s not like Washington, Jackson, or Teddy Roosevelt would have been better choices on account of their actually seeing battle as opposed to hiding in the White House while ordering the death of hundreds of thousands of citizens. 

Lincoln’s war against the South was all for money.  The invasion was nothing more than political pay back in return for the Northeastern manufacturing and railroad interests that supported the Republican Party and his campaign for the presidency.  These contributors would have seen no return on their investment if a low tariff Confederate States of America were allowed to peacefully, democratically and constitutionally secede from the United States. Thus the real reasons for Lincoln’s War have been hidden by historians.


  1. If liberals think Iraq was a "War for Oil", then the War Between the States was a "War for Cotton" - pure economic imperialism fought by two slave-holding nations, in which one clothed staggering war-crimes (the burning of Atlanta, the March to the Sea, the burning of Columbia, and the march through the Carolinas) under a threadbare mantle of "liberation."

  2. This is complete garbage. Disappointing, I enjoy your blog. You should destroy this post and slap yourself for taking the time to write it. It's utter nonsense and weak minded garbage.

    1. Hmmm.....which part? The facts, the direct quotes, or the overall truth of this post. You have to actually explain what part is "disappointing", which part is "utter nonsense", and which part is "weak minded garbage".

  3. I normally dismiss your posts as Bama propaganda, but I completely agree with you re: the war criminal, lincoln. And I challenge the idiot anon above to refute you factually. Great post.

  4. Anonymous #1 is a complete idiot. Guess he forgot about the New York City Draft Riots, or the thousands of Confederate POW's that were buried in mass graves up there in Yankeeland. They both happened under Abrahack Lincoln. Lincoln-o-philes are the original Richt-o-philes they all believe their heros are infallible demi-gods.
    -Mad Mike