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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Lessons from Les Miles.....Pay attention Richt!


People used to say that Les Miles was too white.  Les Miles responded by bringing in the
Snoop D-O-double G.  Last year Les Miles didn't win a National Title because he didn't have a QB.  This year Les brings in the former Athens Chief Breast Firmness Inspector.....but why stop there?  There is an entire team up in Yankeeland that is just ripe for the picking so what does the Les-bot do?  He gets another QB.

Since the onset of the Richtian Era in Athens we have had at least six seasons in which we were woefully under talented, under experienced, and under manned at Offensive Line.  So what is the biggest question mark going into 2012 for the Dawgs?  What is that.......?.....??....???.....  Oh, Offensive Line you say.....that is what I thought.

Oh......and by the way...............................
Les Miles would like to remind you of one thing:


Riiiinnnnngggggg..RRRriiiinnnnnnnggggggggg.............
You: Hello?
Les: Sup vage-pimple?
You: Pardon me.....who is this?
Les: Hey guess how many QB's I gots, son!
You:  Who is this?
Les: I gots me as many QB's as this chick has titties:
You: Who is this?  Why are you texting me pictures of topless women?
Les: You complainin' about titties?.......Fag.
You: I demand that you tell me who this is this very instant.
Les: It's who dat.
You: What?
Les: It is who dat not who is this........I'm LES MILES, SON......HOLLA AT A PLAYAH WHEN YOU SEES HIM ON DA' SKREET!
.................CLICK......................

2 comments:

  1. Absolute greatness cc! Lester is a PIMP!

    265LB David Andrews anchoring the CENTER position - "Andrews is the most important person on our OL", CMR

    ---TXBaller

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  2. TX,

    Flattery will get you everywhere with us, son.
    You know the season is right around the corner when the Hat Molester starts Les-dialing random SEC fans.

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