As I sit deep within the belly of Snake Mountain surfing the intrawebs I have come across a deliciously brilliant plan! You see via the Just Upright Senator by way of the AJC we have hatched a plan.....a wonderful....AWWWWWWFullllllll plan.
You see some moron called one of our recruits to confirm his status. Now we may have to report a secondary violation to the NCAA. BUT wait.......the caller may not have been a Georgia fan at all. So we naturally have a few questions:
1. Did the fan identify himself as "Al from Dadeville"?
2. Did this alleged Georgia fan end the call with a 'ROOOOOOLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIDDDEE"?
3. Did the caller make any mention of needing to know so that he could bring it up with PAAAAAAAWL?
Four years ago Rush Limbaugh called on Republicans to go into the Democratic Primary in their state and vote for Hillary because Obama is so bad that RUSH LIMBAUGH preferred to have a Clinton on the ticket. So this got us thinking:
What if Georgia fans called Auburn, Tennessee, Florida, and Alabama recruits?
What if we said "Hey dere. Dis is uhhhmmmmm Bubber and I'm a big ol' Alarbamer/Awwbarn/Tannercee fan. Ius just wunderin uhhhhhhh...is you is o' is you ain't a'comin to Alabamer/Awwbarn/Tannercee this fall. Ius thankin that you owwta."
What would that mean for that those programs?
Would have to report every one of those calls as a secondary violation?
How many secondary violations does it take to get a program sanctioned?
Just wondering......not encouraging these actions.....just wondering.
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