The Real Reason Why LSU Kicked the Honey Badger Off the Team!

Reports are currently unclear as to why the Honey Badger is out da' door but we do know that it is not because of anything drug related.  You see weed is an easy excuse and here is how it goes:

Black Kid Being Arrested:
Defense Attorney:  Why has my client been arrested?
Police: Because of that weed he smoked.
Defense Attorney: Oh.

Black Kid in Trouble but Not With the Cops:
Black Kid:   Why am I in trouble?
Authority Figure:  Because of that weed you smoked.
Black Kid: Oh.

 Black Kid Kicked Out of an NCAA Sports Program:
Media:  Why was El'La-Davidivious kicked off the team?
Coach: Because of that weed he smoked.
Media: Oh.

So you see if Les Miles says that the reason is "drug related" he is fine because truth is a defense to slander and the chances that a black kid playing in the SEC has not smoked weed is about 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%.  However, we all know that LSU has no actual drug policy and therefore there is no way a star player would be kicked-off because of violating a policy that does not exist.  I mean we ain't talking bout' Georgia here.  You don't get suspended or kicked-off at LSU unless you commit one of the following offenses:

1. At least three or more confessions or guilty verdicts for 1st degree murder (of white people of course).
2. Active participation in a militant Islamic terrorism attack.

Well that is about it.  So what exactly did the Honey Badger do?  We may never know.  However, if you want to know why Nick Saban is better than Les Miles at winning by any means necessary this is a prime example of why.