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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Picks Guaranteed* to Win You Money, week 4

We've had week 1, 2, and 3, and while weeks 2 and 3 have greatly improved over week 1, I have yet to come near last year's over 60% win rate. In fact, my 10-20 mark is probably the reverse of last year's win percentage, so I'll have to step it up. As always, 10 highest AP ranked games and lines slightly adapted from what you find on ESPN's list of several. So, without further delay, your Picks Guaranteed* to Win You Money this weekend.

#13 Southern Cal (-16 1/2) Cal We're having a busy week, so analysis will be short and sweet for all.  We've said it several times, the Cal Bears suck now.  At home, Southern Cal needs to reclaim their male superior position in the Pac 12 and blows it out.  Take the Trojans to cover.

#11 Notre Dame (-4 1/2) #18 Michigan Ugh.  We'll go with Michigan, just cause we aren't buying this "Notre Dame is back" nonsense.  Both sides are overranked, the Irish more so.  Go Big Blue.

#8 West Virginia (-26 1/2) Maryland HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  We're 0-3 so far on our locks of the week, let's see if it becomes 0-4.  Just 26 is playing with Maryland's emotions.  The Terps are terrible, and the Mountaineers are a possible national title participant.  West Virginia wins huge and easily covers.

#7 South Carolina (-10 1/2) Missouri We were somewhat impressed with Missouri.  If they had their LT, I'd take them.  But without him, this may be the Clowney coming out party.  The Gamecocks QB situation is worrisome, but their D and Lattimore will work the Tigers.  Chickens cover.

#6 Oklahoma (-14 1/2) #15 Kansas St K State feasts on weaklings, and usually gets slaughtered by the big boys.  But 2 TDs is a lot between top 15 teams, and Stoops is good for a brain fart every now and then.  Take the Wildcats and the points.

#5 Georgia (-16 1/2) Vanderbilt We're taking Georgia.

#4 Florida St (-14 1/2) #10 Clemson Dabo's gonna Dabo, but with Sammy Watkins back, and EJ Manuel at QB, we're taking the Tigles.  Florida St is once again overrated and will suffer for a lack of a QB.  Clemson and the points is this call.

#3 Oregon (-21 1/2) #22 Arizona Rich Rod had a big win last week.  Now comes the cream of the west coast crop.  The Arizona rebuilding project can't handle the Duck speed, take Oregon to cover.

#2 LSU (-20 1/2) @ Auburn Has Vegas not watched Auburn play?  I can't imagine LSU not doubling that spread.

#1 Alabama (-49 1/2) Florida Atlantic The starters won't see the field after halftime, if not earlier.  Bama wins easy, but that's too many points when a team will slack up for 30 minutes.  Take the Owls and the points.

*-Guarantee disclaimer nobody reads because if you want to sue me, bring it son, my lawyaz are all expert ninjas and will cut you with the quickness.


  1. Well I am glad I did not bet the farm on LSU.


  2. 7-3, wahoo!