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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

S&G re-cap of the Missouri game.



COACH OF THE YEAR !!!!!!
First of all I have been surprised that every Georgia fan in the world has not showered Grantham with the freshly scalped pelts of large and exotic big game and offers to deflower their daughters upon their 18th birthdays.  Let's re-cap just what the old shaft thumper did on Saturday:
1. Won despite Richt suspending F-I-V-E  THAT IS 5 AS IN 1,2,3,4,5!!!! Of Grantham's starters and not for anything that was even suspension worthy.  WEED!  Guess what Richt all of your black players and half of your white players smoke it.........SO GET OVER IT AND STOP SUSPENDING THEM FOR POT!
2. Won despite the worst, most vanilla, biggest waste of a paycheck in all of major college football calling offensive plays which did nothing to help the defenses.
I's aren whut de Doctor called uh Weetahrd.
3. Grantham at some point this off-season was able to harness the power of all the elements and forge them into one linebacker.  Grantham was then able to wield this God-like power with hope crushing efficiency late in the game:

The Heisman goes to the best player in the country, right?  So if Denard Robinson gets it over this man someone tell me how the Heisman is still relevant.
Grantham did all of these things and yet there was not the Monday morning rush at our office by Georgia fans to "write" Grantham into their wills.
Needless to say that as we sit upon our throne of sorrows deep within Snake Mountain the over lords of all that which is evil are most pleased with Mr. Grantham......most pleased indeed.

Now at this point when I watch a game I say to myself "what will happen if we play like this against Bama or LSU?"  Can I tell you what would happen?  We would be crushed.  Make no mistake about it....our offense is not very good.  We struggled to move the ball against Missouri and did not put the game away until late when our SEC depth kicked in and JJ went ape stankey.  I can not express this with enough gusto and emphasis:

MICHAEL BOBO IS A DETRIMENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA'S FOOTBALL PROGRAM AND BECAUSE OF HIM WE CAN NEVER EXPECT TO WIN A NATIONAL TITLE!

Additionally it would be awesome if our O-line was aware of the fact that a false start is the exact opposite of what you want to do as an O-lineman. 
The schedule itself as well as the returns of Tree, Rambo, and Chief Slapahoe should be enough to get us to Atlanta although Boboz could always raise up and drop one to South Carolina or Florida before it is all over with.

3 comments:

  1. Recap? Jarvis Jones can take over games, and is the best defensive player in the country.

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  2. Our only hope is for some stupid college to hire Bobo away to be their HC.

    The *PROOF* that everything us Bobo haters say is correct is the fact that NO COLLEGE IS WILLING TO DO THIS.

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  3. i was at Mizzou game (have sunburn to prove it) and the offensive playcalling was horrible. When asked how our running game was, i replied 'hangs to the left'
    we all like to consider the Dawgs a running team, and go to bed at night dreaming that its true. but in reality, we can't run consistently and have to resort to PAC-10 like passing to move the ball. its damn embarrassing

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