The Coming of the Cocks.

Once upon a time the UGA/USC game was a foregone conclusion.  Sure the Gamecocks would give Georgia a good game every third year or so but all in all we were pretty sure that Georgia was going to win.  Then....just like with Florida in 1990.....that all changed.  The Cocks pounded their way into control of the Augusta National (a Georgia Institution) and used their stroke with the Mecca of the Golfing world to attract the same man that tipped the scales away from us in Jacksonville all those years ago. 


Conclusive evidence that Dusty Rhodes > Ric Flair.

Now as I type this unto the Georgia fan base we sit upon the eve of the game that should decide who will be in Atlanta in December to be gang raped by Alabama.  The problem is not that we could be the recipients of said raping....the problem is that we aren't even sure if we will be the recipients.  That honor could go to the above Douche and the Chicken Dicks. 




Ahhhh...the Good Ol' Days.  When Carolina did what Carolina has always done best. 
 

Back in 2010 when Spurrier unleashed Jesus Frankenstein Lattimore on us I, your humble servant, wrote a scathing expose on the closing of the talent gap between UGA and USC.  This year I think it is best if we breakdown the match-ups on the sidelines since the ones on the field will be so close.


Spurrier vs. Grantham

Now you are not going to want to hear this but the truth is the truth......the Ol' Ballsack Coach can still dial em' up, son.  I have seen enough Carolina games over the past few years to tell you that if they don't have success on Offense it is not because someone wasn't wide open.  Most of Carolina's past failures under Spurrier can be placed here:

 

and right here:

Spurrier will be matching wits with Todd Grantham and to be honest with you we feel pretty good about that match-up.  Not that Toddy-Grahams is so much better than Spurrier or anything but it just appears that with our talent and Grantham's scheme we can deal with Spurrier's offensive mind.  Also, Grantham wields the the power that is the Line Backer of the gods!

Lorenzo Ward vs. He Who Wields The Crayolas

Now mind you I do not know that much about Ward but based on this photo here is what I can see.
a) He is not breathing through his mouth.
b) He is not drooling uncontrollably.
c) He appears to have been able to dress himself
d) He is not picking his nose.
All of that said it looks as if Mr. Ward is not retarded.......which means we could be in some real trouble.  You see Bobo is what we like to call the King Tard.  When engaging in a slap fight with other retards Bobo is unstoppable.  However, when confronted with an opponent of average intelligence or greater.............well lets just Boboz aint gonna out-think Ward.

Now lets put all of this together:

Carolina's Offensive and Defensive Play-Callers:

Gettin' Swolle and thinkin' bout Football.

Georgia's Offensive and Defensive Play-Callers: