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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Auburn's Next Football Coach....The Odds On Favorites

That greasy film in the collective mouths of college football is the post-Cam Newton era and not from eating an entire box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.  That coupled with Auburn's apparent lack of patience with it's head coaches......and additionally coupled with Alabama's success.....means that Auburn may not have as many options as they think.

1. BOBBY PETRINO- MOST LIKELY SOME PORN THEATER ON I-95
Like Peanut Butter and Jelly, Ham and Burger, Cereal and Milk, Kool-Aid and Sugar, Mac and Cheese.......some things just go together.  Likewise the sleaziest coach in the world and the sleaziest program in the history of the SEC seem destined for each other.  I have seen lots of Auburn fans talking about how they "would never hire a tainted coach like Petrino!".......Really?  When did Auburn care about anything other than trying to keep up with Alabama?  Let's be honest.....Petrino is the first, last, and to be honest, the best choice for Auburn. ODDS- 100% 

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