|THIS IS TANNERCEE!|
No matter how good a program is and no matter how much the University loves football success the bottom line is that eventually everyone makes a bad hire. The problem with Tannercee is that they have made two horrible hires in a row. The Hillbillies have their backs against the wall with this hire. Make the wrong choice again and it could be a decade before they have any real chance to compete in the SEC. Needless to say the program will have to give the great toothless fan base a big name so that they can snuggle up with their pigs and rest easy this off season.
1. KIRBY SMART- DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR- ALABAMA
2. CHAD MORRIS- OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR- CLAMPSUN
|Thank You Jesus.... for Big Lots and their vast selection of Clampsun sweat shirts.|
3. AL GOLDEN- HEAD COACH- DA U
His HC experience would put him above the coordinators looking at the job but at the bottom end of what will be a number of big names. ODDS- 15%
4. CHARLIE STRONG- HEAD COACH- LOUISVILLE
5. GARY PATTERSON- HEAD COACH- TCU
6. JAMES FRANKLIN- HEAD COACH- VANDERBILT
7. MIKE GUNDY- HEAD COACH- OKLAHOMA STATE
THE HAIR IS ALL GELLED UP!
THE VISOR IS PULLED DOWN ALL LOW!
THAT BACK DROP IS ALREADY ORANGE, DADDY!
YOU FEELIN' FROGGY WELL THEN JUMP, SON!
YOU THINK I WON'T JUST STROLL INTO MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE AND SLAP JERRY LAWLER IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK OF DOOM UNTIL HIS LITTLE PRINCESS LEGS SNAP IN HALF?.......YOU BEST TO CHECK THE RESUME, SON! I BRINGS DA' RUKUS!
YOUR CALL TENNESSEE........BE MEDIOCRE, BE AVERAGE, BE THIRD IN THE EAST, OR JUMP UP ON THIS GUNDY TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES THE STATION, WHOO-WHOOT!.....I'LL SEE YOU AT STARCADE, JACK AND YOU BETTER BRING THAT 16 POUNDS OF WORLD'S HEAVY WEIGHT GOLD SO I CAN STRAP IT AROUND MY OH SO CAPABLE WAIST......BELIEVE THAT, BABY! ODDS- 15% (as a side his odds of winning the WWE Intercontinental Title are about the same).
8. EL DUDERINO HOLGORSEN- HEAD COACH- THE OTHER HILLBILLIES
9. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...KEEP DREAMING HILLBILLIES