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Monday, December 3, 2012

Position by Position....The MOST Complete and Extensive Breakdown of Alabama vs. Notre Dame.



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Ahhhhhemmmmm.................... so as the title promised your complete position by position breakdown of the impending title game.
 
 
AT ALL POSITIONS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AS WELL AS ALL COACHES, CHEERLEADERS, BAND MEMBERS, EQUIPMENT MANAGERS, MASCOTS, AND TEAM BUS DRIVERS ALABAMA IS BETTER! 
 
Not just a little bit better......not just sort of better.....it is not even close.  There does not exist a talent gap so much as their exists a talent Grand Canyon.  The speed gap as well.....it is not so much a gap as a vast expansive chasm on the ocean floor that were a ship able to dive that deep would most likely hit the center of the world.
 
The only reason to watch this game is:
a) Yankee tears are delicious, and
 
b) Should ND accidentally kick a field goal early in the game Brent Munsberger will die of total blood loss to the brain as his entire blood supply will flood into his penis for the first time since he died in 1986.  The Munsberger corpse (that has been paraded out by ABC in perfect taxidermy preservation) will explode in an eruption of embalmed fluids and semen.  It will be the first time Kirk Herbstreit has been covered in embalming fluid.......as for semen it may be the first time that day but probably not.


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