YO' TREES IS DEAD, SON! The final rolling of the trees is just around the corner.
So who is the biggest loser in this (and by this I mean the greatest non-football/football story in the history of the SEC)? Every single fan of the SEC that is who! You see the law caught Harvey before he could enact his master plan. However, we here at S&G did a little Dadeville Dumpster Diving and now without further delay..............here is the:
HARVEY UPDYKE PLAN FOR TOTAL BAMMEROID DOMINATION AND DESTRUCTION OF SEC TRADITIONS. In original Updykian script and translated into the educated tongue
Step 1: Poisin them thare cheaters trees --
Translation: Eliminate the most sacred tradition in Auburn, rolling the trees at Toomer's Corner.
Step 2: Faggin up them thare Hillbillie's water --
Translation: Pour fluoride into the water supplies all over Tennessee thus giving them healthier teeth and eliminating the most sacred tradition at Tannercee, having the great toothless fanbase.