Friday, September 20, 2013
New and Violently Aggressive Form of Richt-O-Philia Identified!
We here at the Georgia Richt-O-Philia Institute are working tirelessly to stop the spread of ROP, locate the source of ROP, and most importantly find the cure for ROP. Needless to say this is tireless work that we endeavor to undertake not only for the good to the State of Georgia...but for our children and their future.
Like most wars...the war on Richt-O-Philia has a great deal of ebb and flow. On September 1, 2013...hours after the loss to an ACC program....we were making great progress towards stifling the growth of ROP carriers known as Disney Dawgs. However, by September 8, 2013 ROP and it's carriers came roaring back under the false pretense that a) South Carolina is a rivalry game for Georgia, and b) Sakerlina is a win worthy of celebrating as opposed to viewing a win over the Shamecocks as a modus operandi for what it means to be the Georgia Bulldogs. Shortly after we at the ROP Institute saw this spike in Disney Dawg growth-we immediately began to track and monitor the situation. Within 24 hours of this spike we saw something........something that is an abomination in the eyes of God......something that sent a chill down our spines.........something that we have feared but have always chosen to never actually speak of........the horror........the horror........the horror.
The place where we first saw this unspeakable evil was at a bastion of ROP....SECTalk. This site is loaded with the most unreasonable and delusional of Disney Dawgs. A place where many are rife with ROP. We chose to simply ignore this as an outlier....but then.....yesterday.....on one of the most read and followed Georgia blogs this...this...this thing that is of the very Devil himself...reared its ugly head and was not immediately attacked and destroyed. This leads us to have to admit what we have feared all along......Richt-O-Philia is not just spreading....it is mutating at an alarming and violent rate.
I do not mean to alarm you or ring a bell for doomsday preppers....but we feel it is our duty to inform you. There is a pocket of Richt-O-Philes who are indicating that ROP will eventually attack your ability to process information and use your God given common sense........prepare yourself for the evidence......IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, HAVE A PACE MAKER, WEAK HEART, WEAK STOMACH, DEPRESSION, PHOBIAS, OR JUST DO NOT LIKE TO SEE OVERALL UNPLEASANTNESS THEN READ NO FURTHER.
Taken from Comments on Get The Picture:
"I’m thinking Greg (McGarity) has Coach Bobo (I Has A Crayon) in his back pocket if Richt splits. Anyone thinking we’ll snag their dream candidate from another school is delusional"
" Bobo would be like Kramer for unlimited coffee “I’ll take it!!…”
"I don’t think a Bobo hire is going to offend nearly as many people as you think/hope, either."
"I suspect Bobo’s gonna look mighty attractive when the day is done."
"Seeing as he was the best OC in the country last year, I should hope so."
"If Bobo is the new hire, I guarantee you he makes less than Richt. And McGarity will know that before he goes shoppin"
"Bobo will be McGarity’s ace in the hole if he doesn’t like what the market demands."
Ladies and Gentlemen this is not a scare tactic....these things were not just said they were written on the intrawebs for all to see. If you were contemplating suicide this morning this was not intended to help you make that decision. These are simply the facts......Richt-O-Philia has spawned an agent even more deadly and with even more intent to destroy the University of Georgia's football program.
Consider yourself warned!