Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Good Job Richt. Good Job McGarity. Great Job Sports & Grits!
Never let it be said that we do not give the Devil his due. Mark Richt found the testicular fortitude to tell Grantham to look for another job. Richt had the guts to target the top possible DC to replace Todd "Sack O' Used Tamponds". Somehow and someway against all odds and we assume while fighting against an uncontrollable vomiting reflex.....McGarity reluctantly blew the dust off of and broke the seal on the Football Budget Ledger. So good job boys! You have done just enough to restore hope and possibly buy yourself one whole season off of the hot seat.
Now to where the real congratulations are due. Congratulations CCRider, Mr. Sanchez, Chuck, and everyone who makes the most influential blog in the entire state of Georgia happen. You may recall that long ago we were listed on a daily basis over at the Dawgbone. It has been sometime since we were over there because their gate keeper was super jealous of all our hits while his craptastic blog was completely ignored (shocking because he is a former member of the media who does things like spell check). Also, because we had "content detrimental to the program"! In other words we were directly impacting recruiting. Turns out that while we were impacting recruiting UGA signed its best class (in terms of stars) in the Richtian era. Turns out that super competitive kids who play ball appreciate people like us who demand excellence. So in the end if it were not for us holding the programs collective feet to the fire we wouldn't have half of the talent we currently have.
In addition to controlling recruiting we also came along and:
a) Got rid of Willie "Football AIDS" Martinez, you're welcome
b) Got rid of Coach Moobs Van Halanger and his dreaded "mat drills", you're welcome
c) Forced Captain Crayola to get his act together, you're welcome
d) Got rid of Coach Lactose Intolerant, you're welcome
e) Got rid of Todd "Sack of Used Tamponds" Grantham, and you're welcome
f) Forced the University to actually pay for a real DC this time around. Uhhhhhh.....you're welcome
While these accomplishments should be heralded for the awe inspiring and majestic grandeur that they are we still have a long way to go. We also owe each and every one of you an apology. We got a little lazy over here. We let things like work, kids and wives get in the way of our non stop haterations. We can't help but feel a little responsible for the step backwards UGA took in 2013.
With that apology out of the way we would like to make a promise to the entire Cold Blooded Nation:
NEVER AGAIN! Never again shall we allow anything to stand in the way of the hate train. We won't stop because we can't stop until Georgia wins a National Title! Here is a list of our current goals:
a) Get a real S&C coach and program as opposed to having a homeless man who sleeps in the weight room,
b) Get a special teams coach,
c) Prevent any attempts at making a seamless transition from Richt to Boboz as HC,
d) Getting rid of Richt, and
So good job Richtie-poo! We hate you and McGarity just a tad less today but we still hate you so hire a real S&C coach, special teams coach and quit fiddle farting around.